Deadpan: My Serious and Not-So-Serious Life

We Stop for Construction Workers

2008-03-04T10:48:00.000-05:00

Hey people!

Just wanted to tell anyone that reads this that I won't be updating this blog anymore. It's kinda a hassle and I found one I like better.

SO, if you wanna continue to get updates on me, go here:

http://colbertobsessed.wordpress.com

That's my new blog, though it has all the old blogs from here. And it has my update from last night. So, yeah. :]

Thanks for being such loyal readers, and I hope you enjoy my new, easy to use, WordPress blog!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Wanna Look for My Hidden Agenda With Me? ...No, Not Really

2008-03-02T22:52:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

I went to the show again today, and it was...okay...I guess...I mean, I love talking to people about Invisible Fence, but we always have to stand on freakishly uncomfortable concrete floors and they're SO PAINFUL. After standing on them for, like, three hours, your feet start to hurt SO MUCH. Gah.

At least I'm gettin $150 outta it! ;D I'm stoked bout that, lol. So, ya.

I had to help my mom take down the entire booth and it was so annoying. And hard. And blechish. But at least it's done.

Oh, guess what? Today, we went to the show early cuz they were serving breakfast to the vendors (the booth workers). No consumers were allowed in, it was just us booth-ies and the workers at the warehouse.

So, we put our stuff (bag with a computer and huge orthopedic boot, work bag with work stuff and wallet, computer in computer carrying-case, cooler, etc.) down behind this black curtain that separates booths and hides stuff pretty well. I put my coat on top of the bag with the computer and boot in it and hid it behind the curtain to make sure no one would take it. We went and ate, chatted with some friends of ours that had a booth next to my dad's, then went back to the Invisible Fence booth.

And the bag was gone. My coat was laid on top of a box - quite neatly, I might add - and nothing was messed up, the bag was just gone. There are two things hugely disturbing about this:

[1] The thief HAD to be a vendor cuz no consumers were allowed in at the time.
[2] The thief had to KNOW we had the computer, because they took nothing else and they obviously weren't rifling through our stuff.

That means someone was fucking scoping us out during the week. How scary is that? Knowing someone was watching you so they could steal your computer? *shudders* We filed a report with the police that were there and asked the workers of the warehouse to keep an eye out for our computer (we didn't really care about the bag or the boot that much), alas, to no avail.

And the worst part? My mom's boss, Paul, will prolly make mom pay for the computer. He's just a total asshole like that. Even though the computer was an old piece of shit that his daughter used to use. *sigh* Today was a pretty rough day.

Oh, btw, incase anyone cares (though I'm sure you won't), I'm gonna post the "pitch" for Invisible Fence tomorrow. I dunno why, really. I just want to. So, yeah.

I'm sick. I hate being sick. God DAMN sickness. I dunno if I'll go to school tomorrow. I wanna stay home and sleep and I feel like such total crap. I'll prolly stay home if I can. My AP Euro group is gonna KILL me, but I don't really care, I'm tired and sickly and need sleep. X]

I've done nothing since I got home. I drank tea (it felt SO good on my throat), chilled in my room, and read some fanficness. Now, I believe I'll konk out.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Why Yes, I Can Make a Sexual Reference Out of Anything

2008-03-01T23:40:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

Haha, that title makes me laugh. It was a bumper sticker on Facebook that Adam sent to me today. It's so true, lol.

Anywho, OMG, my mom told me today that she's gonna pay me $5/hour for every hour I work with her at the show. I've worked a total of 22 hours so far, so I'm getting $110!!! And I'm workin the show again tomorrow, too! So I'll get even more! :D I'm gonna buy "Wigfield" on audio-book, lol. YAYNESS!

CONGRATS TO JEN, who survived 30 hours without food, something I could never do, lol! YAY JEN!

I really didn't do much today, I was at the show, like, all day. I met this other booth-worker, Michele, and she was pretty cooly and funny. And I'm friends with JoAnne and Steven, who work the booth next to my dad's. They're really cool. So that was fun.

Okay, everytime we go to one of these home and garden shows, and I do mean EVERY TIME, people come up to the Invisible Fence booth and say one of two things; "Will this work on my kid?" or "Will this work on my wife/husband?" Do people surrsly think we haven't heard that joke before? I mean, COME ON, it's not funny anymore. It's really, REALLY annoying. And at least five people say it everyday we're at the show. GAH.

I figured out what my next tattoo is gonna be. I'm gonna get Sonic the Hedgehog on my upper right shoulder/bicep-ular area. Why? Cuz he's the coolest video game character EVER and he reminds me of a happier time when my bro and I played Sonic together and laughed and laughed and laughed, lol.

OMG, this ASSHOLE (apologies for that) on YouTube keeps saying that I'm an idiot for not praying to God. HELL-FUCKING-O! I'm allowed to have my own damn opinions and beliefs! It's these kinds of people that re-enforce my decision of Atheism. If people would just leave me the fuck alone about it, I wouldn't take it so seriously. DOUBLE FREAKING GAH.

That's about it, really. Pretty uneventful day. I shall speaketh with thee tomorrow. XD

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I Like Walks on the Beach and Murders at Midnight

2008-03-01T00:08:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Today was a pretty sweet day, lol. Math, Chem, and AP Euro were all blah, let's skip those. But German was great! We're watching The Emperor's New Groove, which I TOTALLY LOVE! It's one of my fave ever Disney movies! :D Patrick Warburton is amazering, lol.

Brit Lit was okay. Mrs. Creek is just plain funny, lol, but the Macbeth movie we're watching (the 1971 version) is crappalicious. Although, the part where one of the witches flashed Macbeth and went, "Bleh!" was pretty amusing, haha.

Creative Writing was okay. Amanda and David and I got to hang out and chat, which we never get to do in that class, so that was fun. And David was obscure (as usual, lol), which was very funny.

Okay, so, Jen did this amazering 30 hour famine thing for NHS, and it ended tonight at...6? 7? I think 6...I hope she pigged out when she was done, lol (didja, Jen? :D)!

There was nothin on tonight, so I browsed the guide and saw a game show called, "AMNE$IA." So I checked it out and it's pretty cooly! The host asks questions about the guest's past and stuff (like your old locker number or nicknames you had, etc.) and it's really awesome! I'm gonna watch it next week. I bet it'd be a blast to go on that show, lol.

Oh! Dakota bought us ice cream today! SHE FREAKING RULES for that! My blizzard was really good. And I got to eat it during Panther Period cuz Frau's awesome like that and let me, lol. And Adam found some pretty good vids today on clipaday - GOTTA love faceplants, lol.

When I got home, I did what I've been doin all week; I read some more fanfics. And now I'm gonna write one. It's just some random blather, but I feel like writing something for myself instead of as an assignment Creative Writing, lol. Oh, speaking of, I just turned in my last actual story. Which makes me kinda sad, lol. I liked writing for this class. Now I gotta do stupid damn poetry shit, which I *HATE* so much. The only time I like poetry is when it's read to me by a guy, which is never so far, lol, so I really don't like it.

Tomorrow, I'm goin back to the show with my mom and dad. It's gonna be fun, though, like last Saturday, I'm gonna be gone from about 9:00 AM til about 10:00 PM. So...yeah. XD

That's about it...I'm sure there's more somewhere in my day today, but I can't find it. So, until tomorrow night, adios, my dancing muchachoes (don't ask, lol)!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Hot Coffee...Whipped Cream...Sprinkled Cinnamon...

2008-02-28T22:51:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Math test continued today...it was crap. I don't think I did very well on that. Oh, well. No homework, which RULES. Chem was stupid, DUH. AP Euro was lame. I really *REALLY* hate group stuff. So much. I like people in that class, but not enough to chill with them (except for Jen, but I mean, like, students, not aides, lol), so it's hard for me to get into a group. I'm stuck with Gore (Igor), Jeff, and Amy. I mean, they're cool, but they're not my type of people.

German was fun; we did nothing again. Frau's just super fun. Macbeth test in Brit Lit, which was pretty easy. And Creative Writing we did a stupid imagery prompt. "Show, DON'T tell." I've always hated that damn phrase, cuz you HAVE to tell! That's what fucking writing IS! TELLING! Damn it.

Anywho...tomorrow is gonna be AMAZERING. Two periods straight of movies and Dakota's gonna buy everyone at our table ice cream from Dairy Queen! Can you say "AWESOME?!" Cuz I sure fucking can!

Unfortunately, Adam was in German to find hilarious vids of abuse on clipaday, lol, so I took his place. He was at a doc's appointment, just so ya know (Jen, lol). Anywho, I found a GREAT video on clipaday. It's HILARIOUS! Here:

[[http://clipaday.com/videos/treadmill-face-plant]]

It's a faceplant, and OMG, it's so funny. This idiot guy tries to walk on his hands on a treadmill and he smacks his face against the running treadmill and falls on the floor. Stupid guy, lol.

American Idol kinda bummed me out. I don't like who left, they should still be thur. Oh, well. Eli Stone is great, though. I like this show quite a lot. XD

I found out that last night, Stephen Colbert took a shower in Starbucks coffee, smothered his chest in whipped cream, and then sprinkled himself with cinnamon on his show. Then I watched the video. It was...gah. Surrsly, SO GAH...it made me all smirky, lol.

I spent a few hours tonight reading more fanfics and skipped out on my homework, AGAIN. I can't help it, though! Good fan-fics are hard to ignore! Oh, well. I'll just get it done real quick before midnight. It won't be that great, but it's okay.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

You're an Idiot...Aww, Thanks!

2008-02-27T23:26:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

I know I've blogged already tonight, but I decided to post a little somethin' extra, lol.

For those of you that are Colbert fans (which I'll prolly only encounter on Facebook or MySpace, if that), I wrote a fan-fic last weekend that I posted on the Colboards about two days ago.

I figured I'd post it here just incase anyone would like to waste five minutes and read it, lol.

So, my wonderful readers, I present to you my Stephen Colbert fan-fiction, "Stephen Colbert's Fallback Position: Hall Monitor!"

[[http://www.colboard.com/viewtopic.php?t=37200&sid=ecd43b6f0428cc2213eedca2fd84edc6]]

Enjoy! And sleep well, my loverly followers. XD

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

OMG! The Mascots are Gonna Kill Him!

2008-02-27T22:05:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Gah! Me loves delays. Two-hour delay today, though, I kinda wish we'd had a snow day. I could've relaxed and read fan-fics all day. What's better than that? Very few things, trust me.

We had part of the second half of the math test today and it was...okay. I think I did sufficiently well, lol. Chem was lame, what else is new? AP Euro was stupidly dull, but I got to write during class, which was fun. German was okay. I like that we did that review, cuz we pretty much didn't have to do it. And JEEZ, I love Frau. She's one of the cooliest teachers ever. She's just awesome, lol. Props to Frau!

Brit Lit was kinda boring, we took a short quiz and then did nothing. Creative Writing, I did a little writing and then chatted with Amanda, and that was it. When I got home, I should've typed some story up for an assignment due on Friday, but I didn't, as usual. I read fan-fics all afternoon, and they made me so happy, that I really just don't care bout my homework, lol.

Mrs. Creek told the class a funny story today. She said that this freshman girl in Miss. Kopp's class first period today was sitting in the front seat of a row close to the desk. Mrs. Creek came into the classroom to get something of hers and she had a bottle of Vitamin Water with her, which she placed on the desk. The freshman girl was like, "Eww, vitamin water. It's so..." and she paused for, like, a minute trying to think of the right word to say, then she finished her sentence with the obvious, "...it's so watery." WOW.

American Idol was GREAT tonight! The girls freaking RULED. Who doesn't like well-sung Heart? And Kansas?! HECK YES. Back to You was pretty funny tonight. Poor Gary, though. But OMG, the gay statements from Ryan Church were HILARIOUS!

I got to buy lunch today. Burger, chocolate ice cream, bottle of water. My fave lunch. I love buying that. It's unhealthy, but it's delicious. Panther Period was fun! Adam found some pretty funny vids today, so that was fun.

MEN IN TREES is BACK tonight! I shouldn't, but I totally love this show. XD It's a retardedly good show.

Oh, I got a shirt that my mom ordered for me in a magazine a week or so ago. It's AWESOME. I love it. It's this cooly plaid, somewhat baggy over-shirt. I'm gonna wear it tomorrow, so, yeah.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

P.S. Congrat me on the 69th blog post here. ;]

I'm Fing Matt Damon! She's Fing Matt Damon!

2008-02-26T23:35:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

OMG! I saw the funniest damn thing today. I recorded Jimmy Kimmel Live after the Oscars cuz Jon made a quick guest appearance, and I could NOT STOP LAUGHING at this clip from it. So, I grace you with a hilariously fucking hilarious clip.

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TilAqoYBVjA]]

As I believe I stated yesterday, I found a GOLD-MINE of amazeringly great fan-fics yesterday. I've been reading them since I got home today. Jeez, they're great, lol. So, yeah, very happy today.

Nothin much to say. Oh, German was AWFUL. I hate, *HATE*, presenting stuff in front of people, ESPECIALLY friends of mine (mostly cuz if I screw up, they might mock me for it, lol). Since I'm...at least aquaintances...with everyone in that class, it's super embarassing for me to present stuff in front of class (it's just this problem I have, lol, nothing personal against my German buds). So, when I had to present with Zac, I totally spaced on most of my lines, which was AWFUL. My hands were shaking and I couldn't look at anyone and I felt my face getting red. Gah.

ANYWHO, thank Frank that that's over, and I'm pretty sure Frau went leniantly on us (bless her, lol), so yay.

American Idol was okay tonight. I liked the song choices, but the boys really didn't do that well. Especially the Australian guy that sang "Killer Queen," cuz OMG, he sang the chorus a little higher-pitched than the rest of the song, and a teeny bit off-key. It was so annoying to me, lol. Oh, but I LOVE LOVE LOVE that young kid, David or Daniel something. I forget his name, lol, but he's GREAT...and super cute.

Back to You was pretty funny tonight, too. INSANELY funny. And I absolutely love Gary, lol. Such a hilarious character.

Gah...I know there's more for me to say, but I can't think of anything! I fail at life. Umm...

MATH! Math! I had a math test today, and it was...o...kay...but it was without a calculator, and we had to do graphs, and I don't think I did well on that part, lol. But yeah, I think I did okay.

Oh! We finished Macbeth today in Brit Lit. I want that book, like, NOW. "It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing." I want that as a tattoo, lol. SUCH a great line. True, kinda cliched by being used to so much in pop culture, but it's so true, and just magnificent.

I've got Dave Matthews on the brain, man. I listened to pretty much just Dave Matthews all afternoon. The worst part is, I know exactly what's gonna happen, cuz it's my M.O. I'm gonna be all "high" on Dave Matthews right now, and then, in, like, a week or two, I'll get sick of him, find a new song to obsess over (or go back to an old one), and completely drop Dave Matthews. Which sucks! I love them too much to drop them. I'm gonna have to try to control my obsession, if I can, lol.

Oh, hey, Frau said we're doing superheroes next week for our next assignment (I *think* she was serious about that), so, if any of my German buds that read this (*ahem* Jen) would like dibs on AngerMann, you're welcome to have him. I'm gonna re-vamp Tek Jansen to be mine, lol. So, yeah! :]

Jen made me the BOMBINEST study-guide doodle page for me today, lol. It is SO FREAKING toll! I'm gonna have to scan it onto my computer and post it for you guys to see, cuz it's surrsly awesome.

Time for sleep. Hope for a snow day (or at least a delay) tomorrow, peoples!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I Want That Damn Bowl on the Damn Table NOW

2008-02-25T21:56:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Okay, report (and that's pronounced, "re-POOR," not "re-PORT") for today.

Today was suckishly dull...again. Math, there was a test that I totally bombed - what else is new? Chem, we FINALLY made smores...THANK FRANK. And they were delicious...even though we used a microwave...it would've been much more fun if we had used a freaking bunsen (sp?) burner or something.

AP Euro test sucked. Shocking, I know. German was cool. Frau is just the bomb, yo. Although, I totally didn't memorize my project stuffs tonight, either, LOL. I'm gonna fail so mucho, lol. Oh, well. Brit Lit was cooly. Same ol' same ol', more Macbeth. Creative Writing...we did nothing. Surprised? You shouldn't be.

No homework, thank Frank. I spent all afternoon on the computer doing absolutely nothing. Isn't it great?

I found some GREAT Colbert and Stewart fan-fiction in an LJ community. It has, like, completely made my day. XD

Moment of Truth was on (AT ITS NEW TIME AND DAY) tonight (at 8:00). It was pretty good. But OMG, that woman. Firstly, she was a terrible person. And secondly, after everything she said, everything that completely destroyed her marriage, she lost it all because of one lie. I cannot believe it. She lost fucking $200,000, and prolly her husband now. And I feel bad for her husband, cuz he was cute. In my opinion, anyway. My mom said he was ugly.

I've been listening to Dave Matthews Band, like, all day. I LOVE them. Dave Matthews has one of the greatest, most relaxing voices I've ever heard. I just love their music. I wanna go see them in concert sometime this year.

I watched a clip on YouTube today about this pageant queen who's 15 years old and has been in pageants, like, all her life, and her parents don't make her do anything. She has no chores, her parents do her homework for her, she gets a Christmas present every day, and she "feels bad for people who aren't gorgeous." If you wanna see it (which I wouldn't really recommend if you get annoyed easily, lol), here ya go:

[[http://youtube.com/watch?v=-7GpFFbfTLg]]

Ya know, I know I had more to say, but I can't, for the life of me, remember what it is...

Okay, I gotta take a shower...at some point tonight...so, adios for now.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

You Make 'Em, You Break 'Em...Not as Painful as it Sounds

2008-02-25T21:18:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

I SO apologize for not blogging yesterday! The magic of the Academy Awards swept me away, lol. Okay, maybe it was just the sight of Jon Stewart lookin SUPER HOT in that tuxedo of his. X]

Kay, but surrsly, he looked SO freaking good...and he was hilarious! :D The ONLY thing that would've been better is if Stephen co-hosted with him. That'd be great. I hope they do that someday. I'd LOVE that!

Anywho, yesterday was so much fun! I watched all of the Daily Shows and Colbert Reports I've had on the DVR for the past two weeks, lol! As well as Monk from two Fridays ago and Jon Stewart on "Larry King Live." Twas super fun. TDS/TCR are always good, and Jon was great on Larry King (who, btw, was wearing a WristStrong bracelet), and Monk was pretty good, though depressing.

Let's see, what would I say, were it yesterday? Oh, I know (pretend the following is something I'd have said yesterday, lol).

I wish we didn't school tomorrow (meaning today, of course). I have (had) two tests; one in AP Euro and one in Math, neither of which I've studied for, as well as a presentation in German, which we have to have memorized.

Well, that's about it. There's nothing on tonight (Sunday), so I'll just be chillin here, prolly lookin for something fun to read in one of the communities on LJ. Man, I dunno what I'd do without LJ, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

You Suck, Show Me Your Balls

2008-02-24T00:14:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

I'm watchin "The History of the Joke" on the History channel. It's really funny. And Lewis Black is hosting it. Hello? Nothing better. I think the following jokes are freaking hilarious; the former, cuz it's so god damn true, the two latter, cuz they're just plain funny, lol:

Black dude (whose name I don't recall): "I was on a plane to Africa, and for me, it was strange, being a black man going back to the home land. For you white people, it's like going to Vermont."

British dude (whose name I also don't recall): "Right-wing Christians believe everything Genesis says. I don't even think Phil Collins is a good drummer."

Same British dude: "The thing about us, Brits, is that we can laugh at ourselves. And by ourselves, I mean other people. And by laugh, I mean invade."

OMG, Steve Byrne is fucking hilarious. Wow. He's really funny. I gotta go see him sometime, lol. Without the rents. *DIRTY* = not funny when with rents.

Today I went with my rents to the Home and Garden show, as previously mentioned last night. BTW, no one came to visit me - thanks...a lot... (name that movie!), lol. It was fun, but MY FRANK, my feet hurt so much (I stood for most of the day) and I'm totally wiped out, lol. I really do love talking to people about my rents' businesses...I dunno why, I really hate people, so, yeah...I'm just weird like that. X]

That's about it for now...I might have more tomorrow...I'm not sure what I'm gonna do; I have a bunch of stuff to watch on the DVR that's two weeks old, but I would love to go back to the show with my rents again. Anyone have any advice? If not, s'all good, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Yes! Snickerdoodles! Thank You, Mother!

2008-02-22T23:06:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

I read a bunch of stuff about the Westboro Baptist Church (if that's the "proper" title) tonight. I don't know why I did it, I know it would piss me off, but I couldn't stop. I almost started crying while I was reading the total bullshit that they believe. I went to see their schedule to see if they were coming here so I could go tell them how I'll hunt them down and kill them someday (which I just might do), and I saw that they're going to New York City in a month or two.

Why is that relevant? Well, they hate Catholics and are protesting some Catholic churches there. Guess who's Catholic? My hero, Stephen Colbert. I swear to a god I don't believe in, I will fucking kill every single one of them if any of them hurt Colbert emotionally (or anyone else, for that matter). I can not begin to express to you how much I hate these people and would prolly take pleasure in seeing them die.

Sorry for that insane, angry, dark side of me, lol, but I was very annoyed and upset by the above.

Moving on, I heard on the news that Dunkin Donuts is coming here! THANK FRANK! This place needed some good damn donuts and coffee! They have the absolute best coffee EVER and their donuts are FANTASTIC! My faves are the strawberry and vanilla frosted. They're DELICIOUS! Surrsly, they're awesome. They're, like, the official donut of New England. Unfortunately, they're in the process of building DD's here, so they won't technically be available for service for another, like, two or three years. Grr.

I'm not in a very good mood today. I dunno why, but I'm not. My dad was depressed a LOT, mostly cuz it's my Grandpa's birthday today, and since Grandpa's not around anymore, it was VERY depressing. We all cried when we got home. It's just...it was a very emotional day.

At least we had a snow day. It really would've sucked to be in school today. I couldn't have handled it.

Monk was so upsetting. I cried thrice. I really gotta stop crying so much, LOL. Anywho, I recorded last week's ep, but I haven't watched it yet, lol, and tonight's was part 2 of 2, so I was a teeny bit confused, but they recapped last weeks and I eventually caught on. It was so sad. Gah.

Thank goodness for my friends; I swear, I'd die without you guys. Thanks for being alive, lol.

Oh, hey, for those of you that live here, don't forget to come visit me at the Home and Garden show tomorrow! :D It's all day long - I mean ALL DAY (10 AM to 9 PM) - so SOMEBODY come see me, lol. If any of you guys wanna come, but don't wanna pay, text me or call me when you're on your way, and I'll wait at the front to give you guys tickets so you can get in for free! :] I've got, like, 10 or so tickets left, so, lemme know! The booths I'll be at (they're next to each other and are both my parents' booths) are EXCALIBUR MURALS and INVISIBLE FENCE. Dad's got the former, Mom the latter. So, yeah!

I need some sleep. Off to bed, people!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

When This is Over, I'm Gonna Have So Much Sex...But Not With You

2008-02-21T23:19:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

Today was so boring. OMG, I can't tell you how dull it was. This is gonna be short; I gotta go to bed, man.

New seats in math, now I'm by the window. It's FREEZING over there. Gah. Chem, we had to do stupid stoichiometry (sp?) shtuffs, and we ran outta time, so we didn't get to make our smores. I was so pissed off, cuz I was FREAKISHLY hungry. AP Euro was very boring; I think I fell asleep for a couple minutes...

German was okay. Real quick and on the down-low: Frau said that if enough people aren't ready tomorrow, she'll bump it back to Monday. But remember: THAT'S ON THE DOWN-LOW. I wasn't sposed to say anything, lol. So, yeah. Brit Lit was good, me loves Macbeth (as stated a million times before). Creative Writing; FREAKING BORING.

I got online when I got home and watched TV. That's about it. Jeopardy was good tonight; 'specially the Network category where they said THE COLBERT REPORT and THE DAILY SHOW! :D I was stoked. I freakin "OWNED" that category! HELLS YEAH! And I loved that the girl's nickname was Steve, haha.

American Idol was good, cept that the black girl went home, which SUCKED. I really didn't want her to go; she was good. But everyone else that left def should've left.

Supernatural was BITCHIN, but damn it! I'm so pissed that Lillith killed the peeps in the police station. Gah, so depressing. But, OMG! The best line all night:

Detective Guy: "I shot the sheriff..."
Dean: "...but you didn't shoot the deputy."

FREAKING HILARIOUS! Cuz my dad said that EXACT line just before Dean did, and my mom and I both thought it, lol! I laughed so hard. X]

Please, PLEASE, unknown and/or un-existing gods, GIVE US A SNOW DAY! I really need the sleep. It's my own fault, I should go to bed earlier, but ya know. Any help is great, lol.

Oh, two tests tomorrow; DIDN'T STUDY! ;] Surprise, surprise! AP Euro and math. I'll letcha know how they went tomorrow night, lol.

I leave you with a hilarious clip from Exit 57, a show starring Stephen Colbert (duh), Paul Dinello, Mitch Rouse, Amy Sedaris, and Jodi Lennon. This clip features Paul, Mitch, and Amy. It's pretty damn funny (imo):

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bgqbGtIS9c]]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

That's a Compliment From Him, Really

2008-02-20T22:16:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

Jeezus Chrizt, I'm tired.

I'm sure I've blogged bout this before, but I'm so obsessive, I must do it (again). I LOVE the video that will shortly follow this statement; it's hilarious and it ALWAYS cheers me up. Three guesses who it's all about *smirks.*

[[http://www.dailymotion.com/related/7431283/video/x236bz_character-break-compilation_people]]

Math was stupid, but I FINALLY understand what we're doing, AND I get Domain and Range, which I haven't gotten all year! So, YAY! Chem = LAME-ASS CLASS. I surrsly hate that class. Thank Frank we're making "delicious hot schmoes" tomorrow (that's a Toy Story 2 reference, incase you didn't get it). AP Euro maintains its status as my least favorite class in history, and yes, that's taking math into account. *shakes head*

German was okay...I really don't think Zac and I will be ready by Friday. I mean, we have a lot done, but still, I can't memorize stuff well, especially with the AP test on Friday (which I won't study for, but I like to pretend that I will). I wonder if we could convince Frau (as a class, collectively) to let us do it on Monday. Then we'd have the weekend to perfect and memorize it. I mean, isn't it really better to do our best over a couple more days, than to do a shitty job because we didn't have enough time? Exactly.

Brit Lit is always fun for me; Mrs. Creek is awesome and I LOVE Macbeth. I'm gonna have to buy the complete works of Shakespeare from Barnes & Noble or something. Creative Writing was BORING AS HELL...if Hell be boring. We just do flat out NOTHING. I know I'm being redundant about CW but I can't get over the boringness, lol.

I spent the past hour reading fan-girl stories about these two girls getting the chance to not only go to The Colbert Report, but take a tour of the studio AND meet Stephen Colbert AND get pics with him. *happy sigh* That will SO be me next year. I really wanna meet Colbert (DUH), and I hear that you can if you wait by the doors after the show, you can meet him, and he's more than willing to talk to his fans. Which makes me happy. He's such a great guy.

Anywho, those stories entertained me so much and even though they didn't happen to me, I was excited for these two girls who I didn't even know, lol! It seems strange of me in retrospect, but really, how could I not be happy for these girls? They've lived my dream, lol!

American Idol was decent tonight. Most of the girls are pretty damn good, lol (DUH). I *really* hate that Paula and Randy never let Simon talk. So he doesn't have popular opinions, so what? Let him fucking talk! I mean, Jeezus, he's not there to be a brooding, silent ass. He's there to make suggestions...in an ass-ish manner.

That's all that I can remember right now...if I think of anything else, I'll report back. Oh, ya know, I didn't report back after American Idol last night. The guys were okay...only, like, four or five of the guys were good, but, ya know, whatevs. XD

Oh, and real quick; I hear word we might get a snow day on Friday. I HOPE SO. I mean, for Frank's sake! We were hammered (exaggeration right thur) with snow today, and now we're gonna get MORE tomorrow night. If we don't have a snow day, I'm gonna shoot someone (not really).

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

We'll Raise Our Double-Standard and See Who Salutes!

2008-02-19T19:28:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

OMG! I love Roy Zimmerman's "Defenders of Marriage" song. It's SO FUNNY! :D There's a fanvid I found on YouTube that I think is AWESOME (being Colbert-obsessed, the way I am) that plays that song. It's really good.

Video: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSHdyGszyAA]]
Lyrics to "Defenders of Marriage": [[http://www.royzimmerman.com/lyrics/faulty_defenders.html]]

Math today was stupid, but, then again, it always is. I really hate math. I can NOT say that enough. And I have to take it next year, which I SO didn't wanna do. *sigh* Oh, well, I spose. There's nothin I can do about, so no use in complaining...too much. XD

Chem was boring, AP Euro was annoying (except for Jen, lol), German was...well, actually, it was okay...I'm kinda excited about the project we're doing; we have to pretend we're "Dr. House and his crew" and make up and solve a medical diagnosis. I think it sounds like lotsa fun, 'specially since I went on a fanfiction kick last year and actually already wrote a case that we can TOTALLY use! :] YAY FOR SLACKING!

We read some more Macbeth today in Brit Lit, which made me happy. I really love that play. So great! Shakespeare is the god of ancient writing, LOL.

Creative Writing was SO DULL. We did nothing. We always do nothing. Imagine study hall, but you're not allowed to listen to music, talk to anyone, or do anything other than work. SUCKISHNESS.

My wrist has been killing me all day...it's like there's an air bubble in there or something and it won't pop. I was so afraid I had carpal tunnel all day until I got home and asked my dad about it (who has had carpal tunnel) and he told me it definitely wasn't CT, cuz the pain would be different. *sigh of relief*

Prison Break was AMAZERING last night! I am kinda pissed that we were left on such a cliffhanger, but, ya know, it's FOX, and they *LOVE* their cliffhangers, so, yeah.

Blech! Jeopardy sucked tonight! The 'answers' were so STUPID! Me no likey, lol.

Umm...okay, so, yeah. I'll report back later with my thoughts on American Idol. I've gotta attempt to finish my story tonight, lol, which should be no problem, lol! So, yeah!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Everyone Makes Mistakes...Except Me

2008-02-18T20:49:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

I watched TV mostly today. There wasn't much on, but I found junk to watch, lol. I always do.

I *did* have to do a little work (print some stuffs, write a 1-2 page paper) for that Iowa Young Writers Studio thing, but I got it done pretty fast, so s'all good, lol. I was sposed to do some Chem stuff, but I completely forgot about it, so I'll just do it tomorrow. I didn't have Math homework, anyway, so I'll have all study hall to get it done. Yay! :]

Prison Break season finale is on tonight. Sadness. And how does FOX kick it off? By having the damn show glitch and be all pixely during the first five or six minutes. HELLO! This is a freaking finale! Y'all need to be on top of things. *shakes head*

Well, mom and I didn't go to Barnes & Noble today. To be expected, lol. Mom and dad kinda worked all day. They had some free time, but my dad painted some boards, and my mom called people. Blah.

Speaking of my dad painting, it smells SO BAD. It's giving me a huge headache. *ugh*

I made a group on Facebook that I'd LOVE for you (guys) to join if you have Facebook accounts! :]

[[http://hs.facebook.com/group.php?gid=8523618345]]

HECK YES! Vantage Point comes out on Friday! MUST GO SEE IT! :D And I think 21 comes out on Friday, too!

I was up super late about a week ago and was watchin videos on YouTube, and I came across a GREAT one from MadTV with Bunifa Latifa Halifa Sharifa Jackson. Wanna laugh? Watch this:

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH6gcWM60UM]]

And if you're a "Wigfield" fan (like me), check out these vids of Julian Childs, Raven, and Dillard Rankin (three of the townspeople, two are played by Paul Dinello, one by Stephen Colbert):

Julian Childs: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvT0_dhfHSY]]
Raven: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JD6dfSCkbk]]
Dillard Rankin: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL5Jaf5z7hI]]

Sorry bout the poor quality for those; someone obviously recorded them as a guest there and did not do a good job. I think it's blatantly apparent who my fave is, but incase you don't know, I'll tell you; Raven! Who, btw, is played by Stephen, and that picture that it shows at the beginning, of a woman? That's Stephen. Can you believe that? I was SHOCKED when I found that out. He was waxed and plucked and make-up-ed like crazy for that picture. If you want another look at that picture, here ya go:

[[http://flickr.com/photos/kittenlovescolbert/2275322739/]]

Was that extensively boring enough? OOH! One more thing. ;] Jeopardy was GREAT tonight! I knew a lot of the answers, lol. So, yay! :]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Momma Left Me Cuz of Your Advice!

2008-02-17T23:01:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

As I said I would yesterday, I continued my Strangers With Candy marathon today. I'm almost done. So sad! I'll have to re-re-watch it in a few weeks. XD

That's pretty much all I did today. I ate some food, talked to my rents a little, chatted with my bro, and watched SWC all day. This'll prolly be the shortest entry I've done in a while.

Uh...oh, Jon Stewart will be on Larry King Live on Wednesday, talking about how he's hosting the Oscars and whatnot (on CNN). I'm stoked for that! And the Oscars are a week from today, for those of you that don't know already.

I gotta watch some Daily Shows and Colbert Reports tomorrow - I've got two weeks worth on the DVR, lol. And I think my mom and I are goin to Barnes & Noble, so I dunno how I'm gonna get all that done, but whatevs.

OMG, the tornado warning for Champaign and Clark counties FREAKED me out. I'm so deathly freaking afraid of tornadoes. *shudders* Glad it passed, though.

I desperately want "Wigfield" on CD (audio-book). Stephen Colbert is Russel Hokes, the main character, which means he'd be reading most of the book. Hello? That's awesome. X] So, yeah, I really wanna get it, but it's, like, $20 and I don't have any cash. I'm hopin mom will get it for me for when I go to Presidential Classroom and I can listen to it on the bus ride to Washington.

Oh, yeah, I'm taking the bus. I can't fly and my parents can't drive me at an early enough time, so I'm takin the bus. I'm actually pretty excited, even though it's kinda dangerous. I've always liked buses, and I think I'll have fun, just sittin by myself all day.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

The World Has a Cruel and Twisted Sense of Humor

2008-02-16T23:19:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

My family and I spent half the day cleaning the whole house, top to bottom, organizing everything for my uncle. He was sposed to come over this weekend, as I've stated earlier. So, he calls us today and says that he can't come because his car broke down and there's no way he could get it fixed - something about it overheating or something with radiator fluid.

It's his birthday today, and although I despise him, I *do* feel bad that he's alone on his birthday. Anywho, the cleaning was all for nothing, but now my mom's all happy and whatnot that we have a clean house now, lol. And she spent all day cooking up some very yummy food, which makes me happy, too. We had lasagna and cheesecake. SO GOOD! :D

I spent the rest of the day chillin in my room, watching TV and Strangers With Candy. I can NOT say this enough: I FUCKING LOVE that show! It is THE best show EVER, lol! Okay, maybe not the best show ever, but, STILL! A REALLY good show. X]

Now I'm watchin Jurassic Park with my 'rents. I LOVE this movie! :] It's such a great movie. So many great one-liners and the dinos are SO awesome. My fave is the velociraptor. It's BRILLIANT and scary at the same time! XD And the T-Rex is ALWAYS an awesome one.

"When ya gotta go, ya gotta go."
"Ahh-ah-ah, you didn't say the magic word."
"I hate being right all the time..."
"Must go faster!"
"Lex, you're chokin me!"
"Stick, stupid!"
"Hold onto your butts."
"Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend."

Sorry, but I felt the need to quote some great lines from that great movie. XD

I'm prolly gonna watch some more SWC before I go to bed. I know I sound insanely obsessive and I must be annoying the hell out of you (guys), but if you have not seen the SWC series, you MUST check it out from the library. It is SO WORTH IT. And I'm not just sayin that cuz I'm totally in love with Stephen Colbert, lol. It's really one of the best shows I've ever seen.

I watched No Reservations with my mom and dad yesterday. Even though it's mostly romantic and depressing shit, it's kinda funny and was actually okay. I dunno if I'd watch it a second time, but I'm glad I watched it once. X]

Is it weird that my Valentine was a guy that's two years younger than me, lives in Canada, and I only know online? Prolly. But he's so sweet, I just don't care, LOL.

I'll prolly report the same thing tomorrow. I'm goin with my mom to Barnes & Noble again on Monday and we're gonna chill and get some coffee. Yay!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Don'ta Stomp a'Your Little, Last-Season Prada Shoes at Me, Honey

2008-02-16T00:00:00.002-05:00

Hello people!

Again, with the slacker posting! I'm such a failure sometimes, lol.

Today, I went with my mom to Starbucks to meet up with Andrew (as I said last night). It was...okay. I mean, Andrew's nice and stuffs, but I sat at the table next to them so they could discuss work, and I must say, I got bored, lol. At least I had coffee and music, though. That was nice.

So, then, we went to Barnes & Noble. That was also...okay. I love being with my mom - very much - but today was just not very fun. I was in somewhat of a sour mood, for no reason, really, so I kinda ruined the day for myself. *sigh*

Then we went to Kinko's, which was SO COOLY! I love all the stuffs you can make there! I told mom that she could make me some Colbert stuff (playing cards, t-shirts, mugs, calendars) for Easter and Christmas and my next birthday. True, the latter two holidays mentioned are far away, but, ya know! :D

Dad was in a bad mood all day, though I dunno why. So, he's been kinda jerkish. But when we all watched Psych, he perked up a bit, which was good.

Speaking of, tonight was the Psych finale. It was GREAT! Freaking hilarious stuff. And SUCH a great cliffhanger. But GOD DAMN IT! I *HATE* cliffhangers! X] Oh, well. S'comin back this summer, so, YAY!

OMG, one of my *FAVE* eps of Strangers With Candy was on at noon today! It was, "To Love, Honor, and Pretend." SURRSLY, FREAKIN LOVES IT! :D It's so funny, and I have a decent amount of the lines memorized, lol!

I watched Legally Blonde with my mom tonight! It was so mucho fun, lol! I *LOVE* that movie, and now my mom does, too! Yay!

And my dad got awesome apples and grapes from the store today, WHICH I'M STOKED ABOUT! I love when we get really good fruit, cuz it's so rare, LOL! :]

Um...yeah. So, geht ihr weg, bitte. Don't think that's right either, lol!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

A Raisin in the Sun...Oh, How Lustig

2008-02-15T00:18:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Late post! I know, I know, I'm a lazy ass. Oh, well.

Okay, so here's my Valentine rant. I hate this pseudo-holiday. It's only good for couples, and even then, it's only good for the woman in the relationship. Guys rarely get gifts, which is total bullshit, and all girls WANT is a gift. "If you don't get her a gift, you must not love her." So stupid!

I know some people are gonna think I don't like V-day cuz I don't have (and never have had) a boyfriend. But that's not true. I wouldn't celebrate V-day even if I DID have a boyfriend. I vow to never celebrate it for the rest of my life; it's a shit fake holiday and I don't like it. It's like saying you should only love your boyfriend/girlfriend on one specific day of the year! Again, I say, STUPID!

Today, I wore all black in protest of the stupid day. 'Course, few people knew that, lol, but whatevs. :] I will prolly do that next year, too.

Umm...German was fun. Stuart Little was amusing and panther period was cooly; Adam found a BUNCH of freaking hilarious vids of stupid people smacking into walls and the ground. OMG, they were so funny.

We had a partner-quiz in math today, and I normally hate those, but I got paired up with Cassie Taylor, who is super cooly, so it was okay. But damn! We both completely spaced on how to do domain and a few of the problems were really hard! Too much to think about, LOL.

I wonder what age limit I could date without my parents getting mad at me. Could I date a 22 year old? 24? 26? Not that I'd want to, but I'm curious to know what they think bout that, LOL. There is this 22 year old that's SUPER cooly and kinda cute, so, yeah, lol, but he lives far away, so, yeah.

Jeezus, we had to go listen to that damn story-teller woman again today, but in Creative Writing, not Brit Lit. She did another freaking God story and UGH, I surrsly completely lost interest and was bored outta my mind for ten minutes. Grrness. She really annoyed me. SO GLAD she's done now.

Uh...I think that's it...oh, I'm goin with my mom to Starbucks tomorrow to meet up with one of her fellow employees. He looks a LOT like Mr. Fout (for those of you that don't go to my school, he's one of my old teachers, for those of you that do, he teaches Science 9 and Biology). He was SO AWESOME. I miss him. But yeah, the fellow employee, Andrew, really does look a lot like Mr. Fout. It's weird. :D

Supernatural was awesome tonight, but depressing. I feel so bad for Sam. I hope it works out, cuz Dean CAN NOT leave the damn show.

Eli Stone was good, too. His ...I suppose "ex"-fiance... is such a bitch. I really hate her. But I think they're done now, so, YAY! He's kinda cute...in a weird, dork-ish way.

The Psych finale is on tomorrow. So depressing. *unhappy sigh* Oh, well.

Das ist alles fur jetzt. I don't think I said that right, but, ya know.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Happy Valentine's Day

2008-02-14T19:27:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Made special for y'all. Go here: http://flickr.com/photos/kittenlovescolbert/2266103570/

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

It Rained in El Salvador and It Snowed in Slovakia

2008-02-13T22:54:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

Today was such a nothing day. Read the following to know what I'm talkin bout.

Math: Absolute nothingness. I didn't pay attention.
Hon Chem: New notes, super easy stuff, blah.
AP Euro: Didn't hand in my homework, new notes, didn't pay attention.
German: Translated the rest of the story (haha, no, listened to JEN translate it - THANKS JEN!), lunch, panther period, computer stuff, blah.
Brit Lit: Had to listen to story-teller woman who went into a religious story that I TOTALLY didn't care about, stopped listening, got bored, blah.
Creative Writing: Intro to poetry, hate poetry, laughter bought a movie I haven't seen (Anchorman), boredom, done.

Then, I came home, avoided math homework, watched TV, and now I'm doing this. I mean, SERIOUSLY uneventful day. The only thing I can think of worth mentioning is that I finished my book today ("Things I've Learned From Women Who've Dumped Me" by Ben Karlin). It was hilarious and I'm sad it's done, but I'm getting the audiobook soon, so, yeah. Plus, I've got a bunch of other books to read, so, yay.

Good news! I don't have to go to that Denison tour day thing on Monday! My mom realized how stupid it was to make me go, and now we're just gonna chill and go to Barnes & Noble and drink coffee! Those are my FAVE THINGS TO DO! :D I could really go for some good coffee right now. Mmm.

I also get to chill the whole weekend, which is SO yay. Although, my uncle's still comin' down for Saturday and Sunday, but that's okay. I'll just have a STRANGERS WITH CANDY MARATHON! :]

American Idol was okay. I feel SO BAD for that kid who lives in his car. I mean, it's stupid to leave your family and live in your car, but singing was really all he had, so I felt super bad for him...

Moment of Truth. I LOVE the guy that was on tonight. He was so honest and open and funny and such a great guy. His mom looked like Ursula from The Little Mermaid, though, LOL.

Tomorrow is Thursday. Thank Frank we have Friday off. Just one more day of Hell for this week and then WE'RE DONE, yo.

Oh, thought I'd mention how much I LOVE Teen Week on Jeopardy. I can answer a lot of the questions, which makes me happy, lol. Last night, there was a category called, "Balls," and the girl that picked it was SO hesitant to say the word, "balls." It was so funny, I couldn't stop laughing, lol. ;]

Hope I have a more exciting day to report on tomorrow.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

"Tu E Grande Y Muy Gordo, Gordo Gordo, Gordo Gordo..."

2008-02-12T21:26:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

Okay, I fucking love The Fat Song. So here're the lyrics:

"Your problem couldn't be any clearer
no one pays attention to you
You stand alone, holding your chicken
Stew ate your waffles and you're feeling blue
You're off to school now, riding the bus...

You are large and quite obese
Fat fat fat fat, fat fat fat
Oink oink oink...

Tu e grande y muy gordo
gordo gordo, gordo gordo...

Even though she's so very hungry
she eats just like a bird
By a bird, I mean one of the small ones,
not like a pelican who eats a lot...

Her problems melt like ice cream castles
leaving puddles of tasty sweet
Her family loves her, Suki tastes delicious
She feels all better now, she can eat..."

Surrsly, that's, like, the best song I've ever heard. I wish I could download it somewhere, lol. Tis so funny (for those of you that aren't SWC fans, that song is from Strangers With Candy, episode "Feather in the Storm," which guest stars Ellen Pompeo as a bitch, lol).

Oh, Strangers With Candy was on Comedy Central today at noon, and it was one of my fave eps! "The Goodbye Guy" - it's about how Jerri's dad, Guy, is killed, and she must figure out how to deal with it. It's a lot funnier than it sounds. :D

So, McCain took Virginia. I can not say this enough; while I disagree with Huckabee's policies and whatnot, I admire his persistence and bravery and ballsiness immensely. I like him; he's a very cooly guy. I wouldn't want him for a Prez, but I'd love him as a friend, lol!

American Idol is decent tonight. I don't really like the "two chances" thing, it's stupid. I love that black girl whose dad passed away, though. She's amazering. She's a great person and a GREAT singer and she totally should've gone through. Whatevs, I guess.

Dude, I had a snow day, and I STILL didn't do my homework, LOL! Meh, whatevs, I don't really care bout it right now.

I'm hoping like crazy that we have another snow day tomorrow, or at least a delay, cuz of the ice and snow goin right now and a little later in the night.

Ya know what? I really miss Blues Clues. I used to watch it all the time. I know the Mail song by heart and I can make that barking sound Blue makes whenever she "skiddoos" into a book or something. I miss the *old* Blues Clues; the ones with Steve...he was hilarious! But Joe is just a loser who's lame and stupid.

Okay, I'm done now.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

The Democrats' "Cut and Rum" Ice Cream

2008-02-12T17:01:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

I watched the interview between Stephen Colbert and Ben 'n' Jerry on The Colbert Report when Stephen got his "Americone Dream" ice cream. Stephen mentioned a flavor for the Democrats, like Cut and Run something. So I created "Cut & Rum" ice cream! :] Enjoy!

For some reason, the embedding thing I'm tryin to do isn't working, so go here to see it: http://flickr.com/photos/kittenlovescolbert/2261479876/

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

You Are Large and Quite Obese...

2008-02-11T22:55:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

Ahh, Strangers With Candy...you never fail to make me smile.

Math is *really* confusing me lately. I don't really get what we're doing, and my teacher is totally scatterbrained and forgetful, and he keeps bumping stuff back and not telling us anything. SO CONFUSING.

In Chem today, no one could spell "differentiate," "difference," or "Avagadro." Wow. Surrsly? Wow.

AP Euro was stupid, as always. I really hate that class; it's got to be one of the most boring classes ever. It's so hard to pay attention. Blech.

German was meh. We did this activity where we describe foreigners, which was kinda stupid, and then we started reading/translating a story, which SUCKS. I *hate* it when we read stories in class. Grrr!

Brit Lit was fun; gotsta love Macbeth and Shakespeare. And Mrs. Creek is super awesome and funny and whatnot. Although, I recieved some startling news today; there has not been an Advanced Creative Writing class in the past seven years cuz not enough people sign up for it. What the hell? I really wanna take that class. I hope people sign up next year!

Creative Writing was decent; it was quiet and I got to read my book, so, yay! My book is super hilarious! I just got it last week and I'm almost done already! Me loves it. X]

I didn't do my AP Euro homework tonight. I just couldn't. I tried, I got bored, and I stopped, lol. I have to do my math homework in study hall tomorrow, and I don't think I'm gonna get it done, but hey! I shoulda brought it home, lol.

Prison Break was AWESOME tonight! I can't wait for next week, but I'm super bummed that it's the finale! Grrr!

OH, THE STRIKE IS OVER (now)! :D I know I said that before, but it's even more true now! The writers will be back on Wednesday and there are schedules for shows coming back on all the major network sites. You have to dig around a bit, but the dates are there. ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, etc. FOX especially, though; they are GREAT about putting return dates up for their shows.

Tonight, I'm gonna pray to a God I don't believe in that we have a snow day tomorrow. I'm almost positive we won't have one, cuz we never do, but I really *HOPE* we do. Here's to hoping, LOL!

Sleep well, my little readers. I shall talk to ye tomorrow, come sun or snow-storm.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I'll Be Back in a Shortly

2008-02-10T22:48:00.003-05:00

Hello people!

Well, I went to the show again today, and BAM! I gotta say, I'm gettin pretty good at talkin about Invisible Fence, lol. I know about as much as my mom does. I think Paul (the boss) should be payin me, LOL! ;]

Umm...oh, something of minor importance...THE WRITERS STRIKE IS OVER! It's true! The WGA just voted to agree to the contract the AMPTP presented to them, and they got pretty much everything they asked for! YAY! I'm so stoked! The writers will be back by Wednesday, which makes one wonder; what shows will we get back?

I watched some Strangers With Candy tonight and I forgot how much I fucking love this show. I wanna watch it all over again (the entire series). I think I'll do that next weekend, when I'm avoiding my uncle. He's coming down here on Friday to destroy my four-day weekend (it's his birthday some time next week...like I fucking care).

Monday, I have to go to Denison College for a tour and whatnot cuz my mom thinks it'll be educational. Hello!!! I have Monday off so I can RELAX, not go to fucking school! I surrsly don't wanna go, specially since I'M NOT GOING TO DENISON, so this whole thing is pointless, really. Oh, well, I spose.

Excuse all the swearing, lol, I'm in a swearing kinda mood. Moving on...

My mom wants me to go to this Iowa Young Writers Conference thingy over the summer for two fucking weeks. I can barely go five days without my parents, and they want me to spend TWO WEEKS without them?! I, being of somewhat sound mind, can honestly say that I will NOT be able to handle that. I will prolly cry myself to sleep a couple of nights, that's now much I need to be around my parents, lol.

Plus, what if there's no TV? How the hell am I gonna survive without TV for two weeks? I won't be able to, lol.

I had a HUGE Daily Show/Colbert Report -athon on Saturday. I watched...somewhere around 11 episodes, lol. THEY WERE F-ING HILARIOUS! This guy that was a guest on the Report basically said that "Pepsi is the oral sex of soda, while Coca Cola is the straight (regular) sex of soda." I could NOT stop fucking laughing, lol.

Um...I think that's it...I know I've been slacking on blogging lately, but I've had a pretty busy weekend. The blogs will be picking up soon, I promise. :] Thanks for being loyal readers!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

You've Got Your Ball, You've Got Your Chain

2008-02-09T02:15:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Oh, my good reader(s), I feel as though I've let you (guys) down. I apologize for not blogging yesterday, but I had to finish a paper and help my brother with his - he was having a lot of trouble with citations and whatnot.

Let's say I owe you a blog. And I'm sorry I didn't post one sooner today (technically, yesterday); I was at *a* home & garden show (not *the* H&G show, there IS a diff, lol) from the minute I got outta school til 9:00 tonight, then went out for some food with my mom and didn't get home til 11:45, which is when I took a shower, lol.

Anywho, I shall try my best to go over what I missed yesterday and today (technically, two days ago and yesterday), lol.

I'm sure all of you already know that Mitt Romney has dropped outta the race. I believe the only contenders left worth mentioning are John McCain, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton. Although she kinda creeps me out, I'm almost positive that Hillary Clinton's gonna win the whole Presidential race, lol. She seems to be the most popular, so, yeah.

Today, in Honors Chem, we watched this totally bitchin video on spontaneous human combustion! It was SO COOLY! People just burst into flames, but nothing around them caught on fire or was even damaged. The only consistency in damage was that TV's or phones in the room that the person died in somehow melted (even though they were almost always on the opposite side of the room). So awesomely intriguing, lol.

The H/G show was cooly, too. Kinda dull, a little annoying when this guy started yelling at my mom for some stupid mistake HE made, but other than that, it was fun. And then we went to Applebee's and got some delicious appetizers as our meal, and then some dessert. Then we came home and chilled. It was fun.

My interim (sp?) grades are pretty decent, which makes me SUPER happy! :D My mom was even happy with them (which is a SUPER rarity, lol)! So, yeah.

We planned our schedules for senior year today (or, at least, got the stuff to do so). I already knew every class I was gonna take and filled in my entire schedule DURING the scheduling period where Mrs. Hamilton rambled on about scheiss we already knew. Mr. Palazzo didn't even get there until there were only 8-ish minutes left in class, but he managed to suck up every last second and cram info we already knew into that little bit of time.

We started Macbeth today. Jeezus Chrizt, I freaking love Shakespeare, lol. Not romantically, of course, he was definitely NOT an attractive man, lol. But he was an AMAZERING writer and he invented so many words and phrases, he's just so cooly. If I could go back in history and meet anyone, I'd wanna meet Shakespeare. He's my hero from the past, lol. X]

Um...OH! Heath Ledger's death was ruled as an accidental overdose, which I really didn't expect. My mind automatically jumped to suicide; it's just something I do, lol. He took a prescribed drug with an over-the-counter drug and they just didn't mix in his body. So that's how he died. I'm sure you knew that already, too, but I wanted to mention it.

Just for those of you out there who watch Bones, it's returning with new episodes in TWO WEEKS! :D YAY! Can't wait!

Also, for those of you concerned with the writers strike, there are rumors (though I think they're quite plausible) going around about the fact that the strike is over and an agreement between the WGA and the AMPTP will be announced tomorrow (Saturday). I do have a small fear, however, that it is NOT over yet, and that we may have to wait a couple more weeks. Which is fine, I guess, I'm just anxious for it to end and the writers to get what they've been asking for (and totally deserve)! :]

Today, in German, Jen showed me the BEST VIDEO EVER (at least, I think it was you, Jen, lol). I'm sure you've prolly seen this already, but it's worth watching a million times over, LOL. So, I present to you, Censored Count Dracula:

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM]]

If I think of anything else, I'll write about it, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Gah! My Life is Falling Down on Top of Me!

2008-02-06T23:20:00.001-05:00

Hola people!

Ahh, the AP Euro test. SO DIFFICULT. I totally bombed it, lol. I guessed half the answers, lol. Even Gore (Igor) guessed a lot, and he's usually pretty good at those tests, lol.

Oh, I forgot to mention earlier that I had an Honors Chem test today. And I made an idiot of myself, lol. I knew pretty much all of it (THANK FRANK), but there was a part where you had to write net ionic equations. I have no probs with that, it's pretty easy, but anyone that's done those knows there's a chart you need to have to compare elements to see if they're soluble or insoluble and their activity. We were given periodic tables at the beginning of the test, as usual. But as far as I knew, we didn't get a chart for the net ionic stuffs. I circled the three probs that we had to do net ionic equations for and wrote below them, "How are we supposed to do this without the chart?" It was only after I'd turned in my test (and when there were only two minutes left til the bell rang) that I realized the chart was on the BACK of the periodic tables we were given. I decided to just let it go and I'd lose those points. I should've thought to turn over the periodic table, lol, but that never even crossed my mind. X]

Wow...that was long. American Idol was decent tonight. That dog that that woman had was so adorable! But damn, she and her boyfriend and his bro are all so mean to each other! Such assholes, lol. Um, oh! Moment of Truth was good, too, but I can't believe that pageant woman left with $100,000. I would've kept going. And then that guy lost everything! I was like, "Damn. You're a loser." XD I SO wanna go on that show!

We get to read Macbeth tomorrow in Brit Lit. I can't freaking wait! I love Shakespeare. That seems somewhat cliche and girly, but I can't help it; he's an amazering writer. And he's super hilarious (especially with dirty jokes) for his time period. I love how advanced he was.

I just wasted an hour discussing my future with my mom. It was really all kinda stuff I knew, but she got on a "college kick" and there was nothing I could do, lol. I can't wait for college. No, not so I can move away from my parents (in fact, I plan on staying close to them), but because I get to plan it however I want. That's gonna be great. But the point of this little paragraph is that I'm actually getting kinda stressed about my future. My mom's putting a TON of pressure on me (as is Mr. Palazzo and whatnot) and I feel like it's too much to worry about. I just wanna have a good time while I still can and relax as much as I can. But it looks like THAT'S not gonna happen, lol.

I dunno if I mentioned this earlier, but a few days ago (like, Saturday night into Sunday), I had a dream that I was making these huge chocolate chip cookies, and everytime I took the pans out of the oven, the cookies were way too mushy or they were all burned and gross. I had some friends there, but I don't remember who. I kept asking my mom to help me, but for some reason, she wouldn't. It was weird. Just wanted to say that, lol.

I've gotten an INSANELY great night's sleep for the past four days, and then my alarm wakes me up in the morning and I feel all groggy and tired. And it makes me hate the world for an hour or so, LOL. I so wish that school had better hours, haha! Like, starting later, ending sooner? Yeah, that'd be great. ;]

I think I had more to say, but atm, I can't think of what. So I shall leave you with this: if you are a Colbert fan, I recommend you go to this person's blog and read this one post, it's SO AWESOME:

[[http://www.lindsayism.com/2008/02/stephen-colbert.html]]

It made me smirk SO MUCHO, lol. I can totally imagine it happening. Fantastimundoliciousness. X] And a quote with an addition by me (that may be old, but I dunno, so...):

"Where goest the beef?"
"It goest on my plateth." :]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Nothing in My Life Ever Came With a Guarantee

2008-02-05T23:08:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

LOL, OMG, House was SO FUNNY. Although I HATE Cut-Throat-Bitch, I quite enjoyed tonight's ep. I LOVED the House/Wilson moments, lol. It was so adorable. XD I really loved the restaurant scene. "Oh my god...you're sleeping with me." I can't get over that line. It was so freaking HILARIOUS.

American Idol was amusing. That guy with the really-high-pitched girl voice was so funny! But I totally loved that someone FINALLY sang, "Don't Stop Me Now" by Queen (that was the first guy that they made turn around). It was prolly the bombinest thing ever; I LOVE that song, and I've never heard anyone sing it (nor have I met someone that knows of it), so it thrilled me to hear it, lol. Plus, he did a pretty good job.

LA Ink is on now. LOVE this show. So great. Kat's kinda stupid and slutty, but I love her anyway, lol. And this show is just so fun. X]

OH! I wanna say a quick THANKS MUCHO to Jen for showing me this AWESOME community with cute little House parody-type comics. They're HILARIOUS! If you wanna see 'em, go here:

[[http://community.livejournal.com/mspaint_lolz]]

Okay, let's see. Oh, AP Euro test tomorrow. Ready for a shocker? I didn't study. ;] Since when do I ever study, lol? Exactly. Um...oh, I totally BS-ed that story (last night) that was due today, and I got a 14 outta 15. HECK YES. That's pretty damn good for the piece of crap I put out, if ya ask me, lol. I figured I'd get a lower grade; it was total crap.

I finished my book today! I read all of "Wigfield!" It's the first time I've finished an entire book in, like, a year! :D So I'm pretty happy. It was so good. Hilariously offensive, and I loved every second of it. I just might read it a second time. After I read some of the other books I wanna read, lol. If you wanna get Wigfield (which I HIGHLY suggest), go here:

[[http://www.amazon.com/WIGFIELD-CAN-DO-TOWN-THAT-JUST/dp/078688696X/ref=pd_bbs_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1202269393&sr=8-2]]

My next creative writing assignment is developing a literary technique, and I actually have an idea! I got half my pre-writing done today! :D I'm super excited, lol. Specially since it's not due til Friday, so I still have PLENTY 'o' time to work on it.

I'll address the AP Euro test tomorrow, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I Guess All That Crammin' Really Paid Off...Roight

2008-02-04T22:50:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Sorry for not posting another blog last night; I was super depressed, and I had a lotta work to do tonight, so I couldn't post earlier.

Anywho. Okay, let's address the elephant in the room. The Super Bowl. I stand by my boys and I just think they had a tough night and didn't really come prepared. I, in no way, admit that the Giants are better. Cuz they're not. They got lucky. And I'm not gonna say anything else about this topic.

[H]OUSE was AWESOME last night! Def one of the best eps of the season! And OMG, the preview for Tuesday's ep was so freaking hilarious! "OMG...you're sleeping with me..." said by House to Wilson. SO FUNNY!

Have any of you ever read Cyanide and Happiness web-comics? If not, you really should. They're crude, violent, and inappropriate, but they're SO FUNNY. X] Check it, yo!

[[http://www.explosm.net/comics/15]]

And yes, I said, 'check it, yo.' You got a problem with that? TOUGH. ;] I'm drawing up a few of my own Cyanide and Happiness comic strips which I'm considering contributing as part of a guest week, the next time they have one.

Kay, I know there's more for me to say, but I have to go to bed and I don't have time to write any more. I'll write a longer post tomorrow.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I'm Amazering...You're Welcome

2008-02-03T18:35:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Kay, Jordin Sparks sang the National Anthem this year. Tis the first time in YEARS that it hasn't sucked. Twas good. OMG, this guy was standin there next to his teammates, and one of the teammates put his hand on the guy's shoulder and the guy, like, leaned closer to his teammate. Twas somewhat of a gay-esque moment, lol. I started laughing and my dad gave me a look cuz he didn't know what I was laughin at. XD

BTW, the Pats are gonna KICK THE GIANTS' ASSES! There was an article in the Dispatch that this guy wrote where he basically said that everyone rooting AGAINST the Pats (instead of FOR the Giants) is jealous cuz the Pats rule. No, those weren't his words, but by what he said, that seems pretty damn obvious to me. I'm sorry all of you are such sore losers, lol, but you can't get pissed cuz the Pats are better than everyone else. Either shut it or shove it.

I wanted to buy a Pats shirt today, so my dad and I went browsing and NO ONE had one. I can't believe that. I understand that people here are envious of the Pats and therefore don't sell their stuff often, but I would think that for the Super Bowl, stores would have the t-shirts of each team for people to buy if they wanted to. Oh, well, I spose.

I have two weeks worth of Daily Shows/Colbert Reports that I had to watch (which I'm pretty sure I've said already, LOL), but my mom claimed the TV all day to watch the INSANELY LONG pre-Super Bowl shows on Sports Center and other channels. *ugh*

House is on tonight after the Super Bowl. It looks AWESOME. Can't wait to see it, but MAN, I'm gonna be out of it tomorrow, lol! :D

I really don't wanna go to school tomorrow. I mean, desperately don't wanna go. I think every school in the country should have the Monday following Super Bowl Sunday off. Everyone stays up, and half the time, teachers take the day off anyway, why not just make it a "holiday."

I wonder if a ton of people from the Colbert Nation sent Tom Brady WristStrong bracelets like Stephen demanded. Damn it, I've gotta watch that episode, lol.

Okay, off to watch the Super Bowl now. See y'all afterwards! :D

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I Am Not Gonna Hire Anything from a Kitchen, Miss Anonymous!

2008-02-03T02:23:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

I went out with my rents today to shop and whatnot. We went to Grandview Cafe (which SUCKED), then Barnes & Noble (which was fun, lol), then World Market (YAY), then this quaint little book shop, then home. It was pretty fun. I got a new computer game and a new coffee mug and some SUPER delicious coffee.

And when we got home, we watched the Forensic Files marathon. Oh, and guess what? UNCLE MIKE'S NOT COMIN OVER THIS WEEKEND!!! *does happy dance* XD So I am free to watch the Super Bowl tomorrow without worrying about him ruining the day. YAY! :]

I did a cooly little survey thing I found on another gal's LJ that I tried to post here, but it wouldn't stay formatted and it annoyed me, lol. So I'm gonna post some of it here, unformatted. So, here ya go...

Guys that I'd totally do: James Marsden, Hugh Jackman, Dennis Quaid, Jude Law, Matt Damon, George Clooney, Mark Wahlberg, David Boreanaz, Will Smith, Patrick Wilson, John Krasinski, Jeremy Piven, Nathan Fillion, Adam Baldwin, Joe Jonas, Dane Cook, John Mayer, Hugh Laurie, Tim Daly, Robert Sean Leonard, Zachary Levi, Paul Dinello, Steve Carell, Demetri Martin, Patrick Warburton, James Roday, Mike Rowe, Daran Norris, JON STEWART, STEPHEN COLBERT!

There's a part for guys you'd maybe do, but I'm a lazy ass, lol. If you wanna see it, go to my MySpace and read the blog post there (you'll know which one it is when you read the title). If you don't have my MySpace link, here ya go:

[[http://www.myspace.com/katloveshouse]]

Oh, here, here's a coupla hilarious MadTV sketches that I LOVE, lol:

A Black Woman Can't... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7nCyodUDrQ]]
Mariah Carey: Love Muffin [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImlP8roa3bQ]]
Britney Spears VS Madonna [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvlqm-wom-E]]
Grey's Anatomy/House, M.D. Crossover [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JImyMGNQSs]]
Whitney Houston/Mariah Carey: Not Insane [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRKC4TOkOpo]]

Seriously, those are some of the funniest damn videos I've ever seen. A Black Woman Can't is my favorite, lol. Oh, and the Britney Spears VS Madonna one. HILARIOUS! :D

Okay, off to bed at 2:15 in the morning, lol. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE SUPERBOWL TOMORROW! THE PATS ARE GONNA KILL THE GIANTS! WHOO!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Burn It! Burn That Damn Painting! Burn It!

2008-02-01T23:24:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Ahh, Monk and Psych. What a great way to finish off a great day. Yay! :D

Monk was hilarious. He tried to paint/draw as a hobby, but since he's so INSANELY OCD, he kept doing straight lines and perfect circles and whatnot. It was so wondifferous, lol. And he did a painting called, "Snowman," which I thought was actually pretty awesome. It was three blue circles with black outlines and two black dots in each. It was so contemporary-cooly. I want that one, lol! :D

Psych was awesome, as usual, lol. Lassie hired Shawn to investigate the murder of a cult leader guy, but didn't want anyone to know about it, and it was hilarious when he staked out Shawn and was only, like, 10 feet away. XD So very Lassie. And there were some great Shawn/Gus lines, but I can't remember any of them right now, LOL. Jeez, my memory sucks.

Kay, I'm watchin the news, and one of their stories is about this guy that basically raped three high school boys, and the guy turned himself in, then ran away to Mexico. That seems, well, retarded to me, lol. Why the hell would you turn yourself in...and then run away? Didja get bored or something? Always wanted to go to Mexico? Well, now we can't chase him cuz of the crazy Mexican rules. I say someone should hire a hitman and get him to whack the guy in Mexico and make sure not to get caught, lol. That way, problem solved without a huge legal mess. XD Yes, I'm an idiot that thinks about these things.

Okay, I'm tired. I think I'm gonna go to bed soon. Uncle Mike's comin over tomorrow (*ugh*), but my mom and I are goin out to the book store and we're gonna shop a bit. Til about 3 in the noon of after. I guess that's good enough. But I also have to watch The Colbert Report and A Daily Show that I have recorded (from TWO WEEKS AGO) and it's gonna take me a long time and I don't wanna hang around my uncle, who I KNOW is gonna chill in the living room, which is where the DVR is. *sigh* Oh, well, I spose. I'll have to come up with a solution.

I HATE Groundhog's Day. It's the dumbest thing ever. Whether that damn groundhog sees his goddamn shadow or not, we STILL HAVE six more weeks of winter! WE WILL ALWAYS HAVE SIX MORE FUCKING WEEKS OF WINTER! A groundhog can't change the CALENDAR! Plus, HE'S ALWAYS GONNA SEE HIS SHADOW! They've got TONS of camera crews with HUGE LIGHTS all around the damn groundhog! DUH! *shakes head* I really hate stupid people.

Sorry bout the anger, lol, but stupid people annoy me very much. Kay, yeah, I'm off to bed now.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Get Well Soon? Fuck That. Get Well NOW.

2008-02-01T19:52:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Ahh, today was a BLAST! Thank FRANK for the two-hour delay! I did pretty much NOTHING in every one of my classes. I had to take a quiz in math today, but it was super easy. Chem, we did a couple of problems in the book, AP Euro, he just lectured, German, we watched FRASIER (*YAY*) and Stuart Little (*HUGH LAURIE*), Brit Lit, we finished off A Knight's Tale, and Creative Writing, we chilled and chatted. That was my day. How awesome is that?

I got an email today (I would assume early this morning, but I didn't check my email then) from Darby letting me know that school was delayed two hours. Here's what it said: "Students must report to the building 2 hours after the regularly scheduled time, except for morning kindergarten – THERE IS NO MORNING KINDERGARTEN CLASSES."

I must point out that a SCHOOL EMAIL had incorrect grammar. May I point your attention to the final line from the above; "THERE IS NO MORNING KINDERGARTEN CLASSES." It should be, "THERE ARE NO MORNING KINDERGARTEN CLASSES." Not "IS," "ARE." For God's sake, they are a SCHOOL, shouldn't they know that? Oh, what a disappointment for the future of the world.

I watched the Eli Stone premiere last night. It was pretty good. First of all, I LOVE George Michael, lol, and "Faith." And second of all, it's pretty funny and interesting, lol. I'm lookin forward to more of it.

Oh, and SUPERNATURAL came back last night! :D Twas AWESOME, lol! Witchcraft and whatnot. Although, damn, that crazy bitch demon was quite the crazy bitch, LOL!

Kay, I'm off to shower! Be back later to report on Monk and Psych.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

"I'm in Ur Flux Fluxing Ur Flux!"

2008-01-31T12:31:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

So, Edwards and Giuliani have dropped out of the race. I don't like Giuliani at all, so, yay, but Edwards was a good guy. I don't think I'd have voted for him, but he was a cooly guy, lol. He was funny and smart and just, ya know, cooly. :] Oh, well.

Thank FRANK it's almost the weekend. I can't take much more school. The excessive amount of work I've been getting lately is really takin it's toll on me. I feel like I can't think straight anymore. Ugh.

Uncle Mike is sposed to be coming over this weekend. However, there's a huge snow storm coming here tonight (most especially where my uncle lives). That means that there's a 50% chance he won't come over at all, which would *ROCK,* lol. AND, my dad tells me that there's a chance we'll get severely bad ice and we might have the day off tomorrow, which, as the previous sentence states, would *ROCK!*

We're watching A Knight's Tale in Brit Lit. I dunno if I've already said that, but if so, oh, well, lol. I LOVE that movie. Tis so funny. And I love the jousting in it. Always been fascinated by medieval times, and the jousting is super cooly.

I just watched a video from an episode of The Colbert Report from what I believe was Tuesday's episode. It was where Jon came on to prove to Stephen that HE made Conan, so, therefore, he made Huckabee. It was hilarious, but the thing I loved most was their little handshake things they did. They are just so adorable. Especially as a pair; they just have the best chemistry and you can tell they have a great time together. Me loves it, lol! :]

I wonder if Chuck is on tonight. I dunno how much TV I can watch with the homework I have; it's not really a lot, but it's gonna take me a while, lol. I have to write an entire story tonight [and a lengthy pre-write] and I have no idea what I want to happen with said story, lol, so, shaaa, tis going to take me a while. I should prolly get on that, LOL.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Presidential Classroom - I Need Your Help!

2008-01-30T22:35:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Okay, here's the dealio: I've been invited to go to Washington, D.C. in the Presidential Classroom program, which I'm very stoked about, lol. However, I don't have enough money to go at the moment. Presidential Classroom's website allows for those of us that want to attend and don't have enough money to raise funds by having friends and family (and the occasional random stranger, lol) donate money.

I need to point two things out, though: [1] none of the money donated to help me out goes to me. It goes directly to Presidential Classroom. I never see a cent of it. [2] every donation made is TAX DEDUCTABLE. And isn't that a plus for everyone? ;]

Please go here to make a donation for me:

[[https://www.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=118785&lis=0&kntae118785=5BB2F171232A413A951CBB4BFB7C0036]]

Click on "Sponser a Student" on the left side of the screen, then type in my full name (Miranda Doerfler, incase you don't know, lol). It should come up with Miranda Doerfler in Galloway, OH just below the search engine. That's me! :] Click and donate, please, lol!

I really appreciate any and all help. Thanks for reading! :]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Is it Hot in Here or is it Just Maine?

2008-01-30T22:31:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

The wind today was SUPER CRAZY! And last night. It was just INSANE. Like, it was even louder than the teacher in school and when I got out of the car today, I couldn't breathe, it was blowing so hard.

Quick explanation of the title of this blog, lol: today, my t-shirt said, "Townie, Bar Harbor, ME." David (Rutz) said he didn't get it. The following is the dialogue (or what I can remember) from that convo:

ME: Bar Harbor...Maine...
DAVID: Oh, Maine.
ME: You didn't know that?
DAVID: Well, usually, ME means "me."
ME: Well, yeah, but I figured the town name, Bar Harbor, before the ME would tip you off to it being a state, haha.
*don't remember what went on next*
DAVID: Is it hot in here, or is it just Maine?
ME: *insane laughter*

:] I thought it was hilarious. And my parents agree, lol. Just wanted to tell y'all that.

OMG, man, Creative Writing is gonna brutally murder me then drop my body in a marsh and wait for me to be found. It is so difficult. The due dates for all my stories are SO CLOSE TOGETHER! I mean, I'm a writer, but I'm not that freaking good, I can't come up with a crapload of good ideas and get them in on time along with pre-writing for every single one! AHH! So crazy! :]

American Idol was funny tonight. Especially Randy. I don't remember specifically what he said that I thought was so funny, but he said something hilarious, lol. Moment of Truth, though...that show is stupid and asks retarded questions, but I can't stop watching it. I really like it, lol. It's just...I dunno, it's interesting. Some of the questions are really funny, and I think I could totally do it. I never do anything bad, so I'd never have to lie or anything, LOL. XD

Today was my "I don't care" day. As I said in a previous post (last night's), I had a lot of homework to do, but this morning, in study hall, I said, "fuck it" and just didn't do anything. And it felt good to not care, lol. I did some homework to night, although, of course, I left some for tomorrow. ;]

I've got another post coming, and it's MAJOR, so please pay attention to it, lol!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Now Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a Minute!

2008-01-29T21:20:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

Today, I had a debate with Zac over who was the real Sun God in Ancient Egyptian mythology, lol. And I won. Cuz guess what? I was right. I knew I was right, lol. Don't take that as me being cocky, lol, I just meant that Zac really didn't know much bout Ancient Egyptian stuff, and I've been reading about A.E. mythology since I was little.

American idol was okay tonight. That pro wrestler woman was freaky, though. She really creeped me out.

And now House is on. Yay! It's a December ep, obviously sposed to come out before the strike. There's a lotta snow outside (on the show, lol). It's really pretty.

I didn't finish my homework. I still gotta do my math and I've got Brit Lit stuff (although, that's at school), and Chem and AP Euro (both are also at school). 'Course, no one tells me we have a late start day til 6th period, so I left half my homework at school to do tomorrow, and I just won't be able to get it done with the shortened periods. And to that, I say "ach scheiss."

Frau has GOT to be one of the cooliest teachers ever. She laughed and joked with us during class and we pretty much did nothing. German is def one of my fave classes of all time. Great people, great teacher, great times.

What's up with people and weird internet language? Like, "pwn" "teh" "evryonez" and other stupid crap that doesn't make sense to me. I really hate it when people don't type properly. Improper typing leads to improper speaking which leads to improper people. As if there's not enough of that already.

I'm SO STOKED bout Creative Writing. I don't really like that class as a whole, but I got my first story back today, and I got a 25/25. And best of all, the teach was calling people up and giving them suggestions on how to improve their writing, and he told me that my writing was great and that he didn't have any suggestions, LOL! :D WHOO!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Operation Superstantial Truthiness - DO YOUR PART

2008-01-28T18:05:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

Alright, if you support the WRITERS (which ALL of you SHOULD), it'd be great for you guys to contribute to this operation created by the fans and the great people over at NoFactZone.net.

1) Print out this poster: Operation Superstantial Truthiness

2) Take a picture of you holding a copy of the poster. (Be creative, and smile, darn you, smile!)

3) Add this picture of your bright and shiny mug to this Flickr group: Flickr Group: Operation Superstantial Truthiness
Get the word out to your message boards, your LJ groups, and your blogs! Remember, by doing this YOU ARE, FIRST-HANDEDLY (<--trademarked), CONTRIBUTING TO ENDING THE STRIKE! SUPPORT YOUR WRITERS!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Now I Need a Restraining Order Against My Toaster

2008-01-28T15:13:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Stephen Colbert interviewed this guy who wrote a book about love and sex with robots called, "Love and Sex With Robots."

The writer, David Levy, says that people are going to start falling in love with robots cuz robots are starting to have more and more A.I. and whatnot, and that robots will be programmed (in 5 years) to have sex with humans when they want it.

I gotta say, this is prolly one of the funniest interviews ever.

"Once you go bot, you never go back, right?"

"Could you program them with multiple sets of everything?"

"They'll become virtuoso lovers and become great teachers."
"Um...what's this gonna run me?"

"You can bring your children back into the room now." I think you should go get this book. It sounds hi-LAR-ious.

A quick update on me: I'm still not feelin very good, but I have to go back to school tomorrow. Blech. I hate school so much. I wish it would just die. And I have a lot of work to do, still. GOD, I hate school. Only adults would force students to work their asses off even when they're feeling like total shit.

I want the LG Shine. It's a nice little phone, lol. So awesome. My phone plan ends in Octolbert and I think the Shine's what I'm gonna get.

Guess what? It's about a week til the Super Bowl. And the Pats are gonna *pardon the retarded internet language here* PWN THE GIANTS! Bam, I said, the Giants will LOSE LIKE THE LOSERS THEY ARE! WHOOO! Go Pats! Here's my prediction for the game: Pats 28, Giants 17. I highly doubt my guess will be ANYWHERE NEAR the actual final score, lol, but, ya know, just wanted to join in the score predicting that people tend to make, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

What Am I Sposed to Curl Up in the Fetal Position Cuz of Your Pole?

2008-01-28T14:43:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

Ahh, god, I love my shows:

"Ya know, 'Mitt Romney' in German, is 'with Romney.'" - Jon Stewart (concerning Mitt Romney's win in the Michigan primary)

"...or I will KICK, your translucent, white, ASS!" - Stephen Colbert (concerning Conan's claim that he maid Huckabee [which is a LIE])

I desperately wish I could go see The Daily Show and The Colbert Report during the strike, cuz they are AMAZERING without the writers. I mean, I love the writers, of course, but Jon and Stephen, without the writers, are more likely to break character, and I LOVE when they break down and laugh their asses off.

For example, during the January 16th episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen cracked A LOT and laughed like crazy. And during the January 17th episode of 'A' Daily Show, Jon (and John Oliver) laughed A LOT. I love it when they laugh. It makes them even more awesome. Hehe! :]

Oh, I must address something that Stephen and his guest talked about on the episode I just mentioned above. Stephen said that when we're voting for a President, essentially, we're voting for God. And he's right; most people in this country want a President with good moral values that will protect us and smite our enemies and be religious and have faith and whatnot.

In essence, the American people want God for President. Wow. Just so everyone knows, you can't actually have God for President. I think people need to move on past that idea, cuz I don't think they have yet, lol.

Well, I realized today (lol) that I haven't posted a single political blog. And ya know what? I'm not gonna. I know, I lied, lol, but since I didn't know that I wouldn't post political blogs in the future in the past, technically, I didn't lie in the past about the future. See?

I will, however, be posting random thoughts on random political aspects during random bloggings of mine. Back to my Daily Shows and Colbert Reports.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

What Rhymes With Movie? Buvie...Juvie...Luvie...PLANT!

2008-01-27T23:01:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Why is medicine so gross? I mean, people can freeze-dry food now, right? They can make vegetable juice taste good, right? They can clone things, right? Then why can't they make medicine be delicious? I mean, I guess a reason why would be cuz then crazy people would chug the medicine and make themselves sicker, but, a solution would be to not give crazy people delicious medicine!

I want medicine that treats my nausea without making me nauseous (sp?)! I want a medicine that'll clear my sinuses without stinking like crap. I want medicine that fixes my cough without making me hack up the medicine I just choked down. So, yeah.

Selena Gomez is really awesome. She's a great actress. And she's got a very nice voice; she sounds like a crooner. I also like the new show she's on; Wizards of Waverly Place on Disney Channel. It's pretty funny. And I love that insanely dry and drab woman.

Okay, I gotta go to bed, so, g'night. I most likely won't be in school tomorrow, so, yeah.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

"Gay Basher Bashed at Gay Bash!"

2008-01-27T12:13:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

I'm watchin "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry." It's funny. But, unfortunately, I'm watchin it with my parents, and there's a sufficient amount of dirty humor in it, which makes me not wanna laugh. *sigh* I shoulda known not to watch it with them, lol.

DUDE, there are SO many people in this movie! Dave Matthews, Adam Sandler, Rob Corddry, Kevin James, David Spade, Nick Swardson Dan Aykroyd, a TONS of other peoples. Gotta love Rob and Dave and Dan...and Nick, lol. They're all bombin! :]

We've got this medicine that's super gross (it's orange-colored, but it's got a slightly minty tinge to it and it's SO GROSS). I don't wanna take it (specially cuz I don't think it even works, really). I popped two pain-relievers, but they haven't really helped at all. But I know that crappy orange medicine doesn't work. Blah. I convinced my mom to let me not take the orange-y medicine.

It's noon and I'm hungry. Toast? Toast sounds good. Maybe a sandwich. Hmm.

Okay, Chuck and Larry is super funny. I really shoulda watched this in my room by myself, lol. Oh, well. My parents watched Good Luck Chuck (WITHOUT ME, THANK FRANK) last night and I really wanna see it, cuz it looks funny, but my mom came into my room last night and said, "That movie really offended me. It was awful." I was like, "Was it as bad as Wedding Crashers?" and she was like, "Wedding Crashers?! With Vince Vaughn?! It's no comparison!" I think she's exaggerating a bit, cuz Wedding Crashers was pretty bad, if ya ask me. Now I really wanna watch Good Luck Chuck, but my mom said she doesn't me to see it. Great. Now I'm gonna have to wait til I'm older and live by myself, lol.

Moving on...

I want some coffee. That sounds good. Really good Speedway coffee. Mmm.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Just So You Know...I DID Have Lotion...Cucumber Melon

2008-01-26T19:11:00.001-05:00

Hola people!

Oh, sickness, how I despise thee. My nose hurts, I'm congested, and I'm coughing my brains out. Oh, and I feel nauseous (sp?).

I freakin love toast. It's, like, the best food ever invented. It's so deliciously bland. Me loves it.

iCarly is such an awesome show. I think it's safe to say that it's the best show Nickelodeon has ever come up with. Drake & Josh would be second. All That third...oh, can't forget Zoey 101, which, even though it stars that whore-ish sister of Brittney's, is a very good show.

"I want it all! I want it all! I want it all! And I want it NOW!" Love that song.

I do believe I should go get some more toast. It's the only thing that doesn't sound absolutely disgusting. Well, wafer cookies sound good, too. My parents got me SunnyD cuz of the Vitamin C in it, but I don't really like SunnyD. It only contains 5% juice. That's nasty.

Oh, well. Whatever it takes to get better. I don't think I'm gonna be able to go out with my rents tomorrow, which sucks so much. I really wanted to go to the book store and the movies. Damn it, sickness. You've destroyed my weekend.

Now watch, I'll feel like total crap tomorrow but feel great on Monday. Whoo.

Alrighty, I'm off to get more toast. It sounds REALLY good.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

He's in the Bathroom...In Europe...Oh...

2008-01-25T23:47:00.000-05:00

Hola people!

Well, Monk was awesome tonight, lol. Although, Natalie's daughter, Julie, is kinda annoying. Half the time, I really wanted to smack her upside the head. Of course, she's a fictional character, so I can't do that, lol. Anywho...

Psych was hi-LAR-ious, as usual, hehe. And James Roday was so adorkably moronic. XD I kinda wanna see Dukes of Hazzard just to see him in it. What can I say? He's cute. Well, 'cept for his nose. He's got a honker of a nose, lol, but he's still adorable.

Ya know, someone asked me what I look for in a guy. I realized I normally go for cute over hot. Is that weird? Like, Pierce Brosnan is hot. Stephen Colbert (imo) is cute. I'd totally pick Colbert over Brosnan if I had the choice. Maybe Colbert wasn't a good example (after all, I'm obsessed with him atm). Okay, Brosnan VS Patrick Warburton. Warburton's cute. I'd choose him over Brosnan. Again, I ask, is that weird? I don't think so.

Oh, and I also prefer a nice smile and good hair to a buffed out body. That, I would say about myself, is slightly weird. I dunno...I just really love a sparkling white smile and fluffy (but not too long) hair...and nice, shapely eyebrows, lol. Some guys have freakishly bushy eyebrows, and that's just gross.

Well, it looks like Kelly and I aren't gonna go to the movies this weekend. She's busy and I'm sick, so, it just wasn't meant to be, lol. Guess we'll have to wait for a break in school or something...or summer...whatever.

Jeezus Chrizt, I'm freezing. I really hope I can go out with my rents tomorrow. We were planning on going to the book store and lunch and the movies. If I don't feel better, I can't go and my day's gonna freaking suck. Now watch, I'll feel much better just in time for school on Monday. Blech.

Oh, speaking of school, I talked to Mr. Palazzo today (college guidance counselor guy). My goodness, he is so freaking scatter-brained. And his office is a TOTAL mess! I have no idea how he gets anything done, lol.

And he wasted my entire first period just babbling on about some girl that's working as a pastry chef in Columbus and my classes for next year...I went to talk to him about volunteering, so you see what a waste of my time his chatter was.

Meh, whatever. I got what I wanted just before the period ended; a list of volunteer stuffs, so, yeah.

Alright, I took a sleeping pill and I'm gonna konk out any minute now, so off I go to bed. Night everyone!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I'm Due to Invade Nova Scotia in Five Minutes!

2008-01-25T17:51:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

I went home sick today. *sigh* I feel crapalicious. I've been sneezing and blowing my nose all day, and my head is super congested. Blech. I slept from about 2:30-ish til about 5:00-ish. I woke up a few times in-between, but, ya know. Sleeping was nice, lol.

Damn, The Rock's teeth are INSANELY white. Haha, just an observation.

I'm curious to know why it's so hard for people to read aloud from a book in class. I mean, I understand nervousness and all that, but some people don't get nervous, they just say things incorrectly or skip words or something. I can't think of an example to show you what I mean, but it's really annoying to me, lol.

The Jonas Bros' new song sounds really country, which is super gross. I'm disappointed in them for that, lol. They're not, like, fantastamundo, but they're not bad. But a country song just destroys them for me.

I like the new Aly & AJ song, though (Like Whoa). It's pretty good. Of course, I like them a lot; they're awesome.

Ooh! Chuck was SO HILARIOUSLY AMAZERING last night! TWO eps and they were great. Casey is adorable, even though he's an asshole, lol! :] And Chuck is super cute, hehe! And OMG, I love that Chuck calls Devon "Awesome" all the time. And that when Devon calls Chuck, his cell phone says, "Capt. Awesome." SO F-ING HILARIOUS! Well, to me, it is. X]

Ugly Betty was really good, too. I'm sad it's the last one til the strike's over. But I will remain in solidarity with the striking writers. I love them; they totally rule.

Anywho, back to Betty. At the end, Wilhelmina (sp?) told her sister (who, btw, was the leader of the Clovers squad in Bring It On) that she hopes Daniel doesn't find out about her secret, though she didn't mean it, lol. Christina overheard while she was hiding in the bathroom, lol, and that's how it ended. Can you say, "UNFAIR!"? Cuz I can.

Oh, and towards the end, when Betty and Henry were 'rapping/singing' at the bar, it was AWESOME! They were dorky and tone-deaf, but they were actually good-ish, lol. :] In an adorkable way. I love Henry, he's so cute, lol.

Alrighty, tis Friday, and Psych is on tonight. So YAY! Gotsta love James Roday. And his chemistry with Dule Hill is spot on, haha! XD I shall report back later, lol!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Colbert Really is a Patriotic Visionary!

2008-01-24T15:49:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

Well, I'm amazed and smiling like crazy over this:

[[http://www.nowpublic.com/culture/stephen-colberts-wrists-raise-171-000-charity?import_id=4798e1a126ce71.23191284]]

Stephen Colbert's WristStrong bracelets raised $170,000 for the Yellow Ribbon Fund! HELLS YEAH! :D And I bought two of those bracelets, cuz they're BITCHIN!

If you would like to buy one, go to the Comedy Central online shop, here:

[[http://shop.comedycentral.com/Colbert-Report--WRISTSTRONG-Bracelet-The-Colbert-Report_stcVVproductId21567271VVcatId426756VVviewprod.htm]]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Someone Left the Cake Out in the Rain

2008-01-24T12:38:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

What has happened to bus-riding etiquette? I sat in the same seat for two years, but now freshies (freshmen) keep taking my damn seat! I HATE not sitting in the same seat every day (that's the OCD in me, lol).

Plus, I thought that the back of the bus was supposed to be the "cool" spot. That's where everyone wanted to sit two years ago. And now people, like, clamber for the front seats.

Unfortunately, the *last* episode of Ugly Betty (that they have written) is on tonight. So depressing. BUT, Supernatural comes back tonight, and there's, like, a month's worth of them left! :]

Thank FRANK it's Thursday. It feels like Friday, though, and that's bringin me down. I have a crapload of homework, too, so that's not helping at all, lol.

OMG, last night, one of my fave episodes EVER of the Fresh Prince was on. It's the one where Will and Carlton get arrested cuz the cops think they stole their dad's partner's car. And that guy that they're thrown into a cell with starts singing loud and really well and dramatically. And then he just randomly stops and goes back to his corner. I LOVE that episode, lol. Here's a link to two of the best parts of that ep:

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAIVDCmtdrk]]

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFUjD54vQEE]]

Peace til later, people!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

You Don't Have to Do This Ya Know...It's JOFFREY!

2008-01-23T21:52:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

I'm watching Moment of Truth right now. I LOVE this show! :D It's so funny! These people are acting all dramatic when I could be whipping out these answers like they're nothing, lol! SO EASY!

Oh, hey! I put a pic of my kitty up on Kitten War .com and he won a war! :D

If you wanna see that pic of my kitty, go here: [[http://kittenwar.com/kittens/150540/]]

Okay, American Idol was decent. That black guy was hi-LAR-ious! And HELLS YEAH for Charleston, South Carolina! That's where *STEPHEN COLBERT* is from! WHOOOO! I hope he talks about it on his show. I'd love that. :]

Hmm...these questions on Moment of Truth are actually kinda stupid. There was one that asked if the guy was putting off having children because he thought he might not be with his wife forever. I mean, come on. I could EASILY win $500,000. Of course, I'm a kid and prolly couldn't go on there, but, ya know. I don't think I'd bring my parents just incase, LOL! I may be a good kid, but I'm not a saint, lol. Anywho...

Two or three more days, guys, and then I'll do my politics post for the week.

Stay tuned, cuz no one reports news on me like me! :D

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

But Since the Girl Stayed Unconscious, I Got Off

2008-01-23T16:59:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Ah, the failures of our resources. Turns out the autopsy for Mr. Ledger today was inconclusive. Hmm.

Moment of Truth is on FOX tonight. I'm stoked to see it. Mostly cuz I could most definitely 100% pass that without getting worried or having to lie, lol! They're such easy freaking questions! :D I'm looking forward to it.

American Idol. What to say. It's fun to watch, of course. But jeez, I really wish people would know BY NOW that if you can't sing, you shouldn't go on the show. And gimicks are BAD for you. Oh, well.

I'm watching this movie called, "Big Night." It's got Minnie Driver, Stanley Tucci, and Tony Shaloub (he so rules, lol) in it. It's pretty cooly so far. Tis funny and whatnot. Gotta love Tony Shaloub with an Italian accent, LOL!

I stayed up til midnight last night drawing my character for Brit Lit, making sure it looked good and whatnot, and then Mrs. Creek wasn't in class today. So I lost sleep for no reason, lol. Tonight, I'm going to bed at 10:00 and that is that. I've GOT to sleep, I'm wiped out, man, lol.

Oh, speaking of sleep, I had a weird dream two days ago. I dreamt that I was in a video game and had set a bomb to go off. I was in this room, standing in the doorway and watching the bad guys in the next room (and both rooms were HUGE), and then the bomb went off but it was in, like, slow motion, and the bad guys were running towards the doorway I was standing in. They were suddenly right in front of me, and I tried to shoot them but it took, like, 10 shots to kill the three of them. There was more, but I don't remember it...and it was weird, lol.

And now I REALLY want spaghetti or chicken or something Italian-y.

Thank Frank for 3 day weeks (thanks to me being sick yesterday, of course, lol). Just two more days and it's the weekend and I'm FREE. It's my mom's birthday this weekend, so we'll prolly do something fun.

*sigh* It took me a long time to come up with junk to say. I wish I didn't have to go to school for the rest of the week. I was bloggin' like crazy when I wasn't in school the past three days, and now it's super hard for me to come up with stuff to say. Grrness.

Okay, well, that's about it for now. Maybe I'll report back later after American Idol and Moment of Truth. XD

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Oh, Frank, How I Hate Him

2008-01-22T22:02:00.000-05:00

Hello people!

This isn't my political post, but it does have to do with politics. A bit. Let me just say, I f@#king hate the "president." And here's a good reason why:

"WASHINGTON - A study by two nonprofit journalism organizations found that President Bush and top administration officials issued hundreds of false statements about the national security threat from Iraq in the two years following the 2001 terrorist attacks. The study concluded that the statements "were part of an orchestrated campaign that effectively galvanized public opinion and, in the process, led the nation to war under decidedly false pretenses" [[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080123/ap_on_go_pr_wh/misinformation_study]].

I highly suggest that if you've been disillusioned (which I imagine most of you have) and have thought that the prez has been doing a good job these past eight years, read that article and think a-f@#king-gain.

Thanks for reading.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Don't Fear the Reaper, Mr. Ledger

2008-01-22T19:37:00.000-05:00

Hello all.

Well, as it turns out, Heath Ledger is dead as of 3:31 PM today.

"NY Times: At 3:31 p.m., according to the police, a masseuse arrived at the fourth-floor apartment of the building, at 421 Broome Street, between Crosby and Lafayette Streets in SoHo, for an appointment with Mr. Ledger When no one answered, the housekeeper and the masseuse opened the bedroom and found Mr. Ledger naked and unconscious on a bed, with sleeping pills — both prescription medication and nonprescription — on a night table" [[http://www.nytimes.com]].

I dunno why he killed himself (which seems like the most likely conclusion). He was only 28, and jeez, his career was really getting off the ground. He had, like, 8 nominations for awards, his Brokeback Mountain movie was super successful, and he's one of the main characters in that new Batman movie. What in the hell could he have NOT to live for?

Hmm. Well, I felt the need to post about this. Heath Ledger was a cooly guy and he will be missed.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Colbert Clips and a [H]ouse Party!

2008-01-22T13:59:00.001-05:00

Hola people!

Mkay, so, I think I'm not gonna do that Colbert clips thing, lol. Instead, I'll give you two links; one is to my YouTube channel where a lot of those clips are located, the other is to my FOX profile where I have some links saved in my favorites.

[[http://forums.fox.com/dir-app/bbcard/profile_center.asp?webtag=foxhouse&cType=4&uName=SAICOCTU&dMode=0&eBtn=0]]

[[http://www.youtube.com/profile_favorites?user=DRSAICO]]

Oh, for my YouTube channel, I have a lot of crazy, silly vids in my favorites, lol. And some Disney ones. You're gonna have to skim through them to find some really good Colbert clips, but trust me, they're in there. X]

Guess what? I threw a House-themed party with Facebook's 'Party On!' app, and I got a cooly box of House stuff! I got a scrip pad, a pill bottle with mints in it, and a House mug! All from FOX! :D Swizzle! So I'm pretty happy bout that, lol.

Um...so, yeah...I guess...that's all I have to say for now. Haha!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Are You Selfish and/or Lazy? I Am!

2008-01-22T13:37:00.001-05:00

Hello my fair readers!

Well, it's true. I'm selfish and lazy.

As a college requisite, I have to do volunteer work. I don't have money saved up for college, so I gotta work to save up some money and I gotta try for scholarships as much as I can.

But, you see, I hate losing free time. It's true, I'm kinda lazy. I like to chill in my room, watch TV, and talk to my friends online. Of course, I also like to write and blog about my life in an attempt to make myself known, which has been my goal since I was five.

I feel like if I were to do volunteer stuff and get a job, I'd lose the little amount of free time I have, and I don't want that. I want to be able to come home and relax and talk to my friends and write and blog and whatnot.

I know I have to do this stuff, but I really don't want to. And I realize that sounds selfish, but I don't really care about my community enough to want to help out. I know, I know, I'm an awful person, lol.

Well, I guess I feel like this cuz I know what I want to do with my life and I want to focus as much time as I can on that. I want to write. If I lose free time, I'll lose write time.

Oh, well, I spose. So now I gotta go talk to Mr. Palazzo tomorrow, and he's nice and all, but I'd really rather not. It's not him I don't want to talk to, it's what we have to talk about. I have to pretend like I care about volunteering and I so don't.

Okay, I'm done for now. I'll post again later, if I have time. Thanks for reading.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

National Treasure: Portrait of Stephen

2008-01-21T16:35:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

JEEZUS MARY AND JOSEPH, I love The Colbert Report. X]

Moving on...

My dad was just on AutoTrader.com and was checking out cars for fun, I believe, and he saw one listed that looked interesting. He clicked on the picture, and the car was covered in snow. Wow...that's brilliant. Please, advertise your car and then cover it in snow. Can you say, "FALSE ADVERTISING?"

Speaking of false advertising, I hate Grey's Anatomy. First of all, they spell "Grey" wrong. It's "gray." With an "a." Second of all, Grey's Anatomy is advertised as a medical drama. It is NOT a medical drama. If they advertised themselves as an orgy in labcoats, well, alright. But I don't like being fooled, and that's exactly what Grey's Anatomy is trying to do by saying they're about medicine.

Ahh, I finally watched Strangers With Candy today. I just...*happy sigh*...I so love that show. It's, like, the bestest show ever made. X]

And now, my friends, off to shower I go. I'll be back in about half an hour, although I doubt I'll post again then. :D Well, who knows? I'm insane, maybe I will post again. Whatevs. Keep your eyes open, y'all. Keep your eyes open.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

And How Come My Eyes Aren't On the Side of My Head?

2008-01-21T16:32:00.001-05:00

Hello people!

Well, so, I'm watchin my shows finally (TDS/TCR) in the living room right now, although, I still have two episodes left to watch...I'll just have to do that some other time.

I gotta ask myself, what might one have to do (if one is 17 years old and not really close to fame or having an impact on society) to get oneself on TDS or TCR?

I mean, I know that most guests on these shows are important and influential or whatnot. But there was some random polling guy on there, and a not-so-well-known writer for Rolling Stone magazine. Jeez, if I start writing about the political stuff going on, can I go on TDS/TCR?

I REALLY wanna go on those shows. I wanna talk about voting. And, while I love Jon immensely, if I had to choose between the two, I'd like to go on TCR, lol. I'm sorry, Jon, but I love Stephen *slightly* more. :]

Ya know what? I think I'll start covering political stuffs weekly. Just a post or so a week.

I gotta say real quick: I don't like Mike Huckabee as a Presidential candidate, but as a person, he's pretty cooly. He was on the Colbert Report last week, and he is such a good sport, especially on that show. He and Stephen have wonderful chemistry, lol. Huckabee is just very good at poking fun at himself and joking around. I love it.

And OH, there was a fantastic toss on Wednesday's episode. Jon and Stephen were HILARIOUS! They just...they totally get each other all the time, lol. I think they could prolly finish each others' sentences in real life. It's great.

What can I say? I appreciate good chemistry. :]

Okay, so, there was my mini-rant. Be sure to check back now and then for new blogs and the occasional political opinion injection.

**DISCLAIMER: I do not take responsibility for what I say, nor do I take responsibility for offending any of my readers. I can't hear any complaints over the sound of me being awesome.**

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

HoHoHo, Merry Martin Luther King Jr. Day!

2008-01-21T10:02:00.000-05:00

Hola people!

As the title says! And again, I shall say, thank frank for dead historical figures!

Apparently, one of Nick's (my bro) friends (who lives in Maryland) called the home phone at 4:30 AM this morning (or last night, whatevs).

His friend (Joey) forgot which number was the house number and which number was Nick's cell number, so he called the house one.

It woke up my parents and they were super pissed for two reasons:
1) Nick was still up at 4:30 when he should've been sleeping.
2) They couldn't believe Joey was calling Nick at 4:30 AM

So they yelled at him last night, which I never heard (surprisingly...I'm usually a pretty light sleeper...), and are now yelling at him again. *yay*

I gotta go watch my shows on the DVR, but I don't want my parents out there while I'm watching them. I'd like to just have the TV (and room) to myself. Maybe I'll tell them to go see a movie or something.

Right now, I'm finally watching SWC. I LOVE this episode (Feather in the Storm). SO FUNNY. "*singing*Fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat." "This is my step-fag." Hahaha, so hi-lar-ious.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

My Favorite Love Song Was Written About a Sandwich

2008-01-20T23:35:00.000-05:00

Hey people!

Damn it. I HATE the Giants. I can't believe they're goin to the Superbowl. Blech. But HELLS F-ING YEAH for the PATS! WHOOOO! They're so gonna kick the Giants ASSES! Pardon the language, lol.

Okay, I'm bored outta my mind. Surrsly. *sigh* I wish something fun and exciting would happen, like, right now.

I asked Adam, the guy I like, to the movies with me and my friend, Kelly. Kelly and I have been plannin to go see a movie together again since the last time we did, lol. And I REALLY want Adam to go if he's single, like I think he is...emphasis on THINK.

I wish he would take the hint that I like him, jeez, lol. I know I'm subtle, but I think it'd be obvious by now. Maybe not. Oh, well.

Um...kay, I watched all of the Bring It On movies today, and I hate myself for saying this, but...I LOVED THEM ALL! X]

They're so stupid, but I can't resist them. I just...I dunno, they're hilarious, lol.

Hey, real quick, thanks to all of you that are reading my blog!

Okay...uh...HOLY SCHEISS! How is it already 11:00? It does NOT feel like 11:00. Damn. I guess I'll set up my DVD player and watch some SWC. I've wanted to for a super long time anywho, I might as well.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

These Are Spirit Fingers...These Are Gold

2008-01-20T15:26:00.000-05:00

Hola people!

Just got back from 27 Dresses. Twas decent. Not fantasmigorical, but enjoyable, lol. :] Plus, as I said earlier, James Marsden is INSANELY cute!

Listened to Demetri Martin in the car on the way back. My mom loves him now. He's totally hilarious. "Get well soon? Fuck that. Gell well NOW." We're gonna go see him sometime soon. So yay.

Now I'm watchin Bring It On on ABCFamily. Surprisingly, I fucking love this movie. It's so funny! "In cheerleading we throw people in the air, and fat people don't go as high." So f-ing great.

Jeez, I wish I had something to do. Technically, I have homework, but screw that. I don't wanna do homework. I'll say I'm gonna do it tomorrow, but I know I'll put it off til 9:00, and I'll struggle like crazy to get it done in time. It's just how I am, lol. ;]

Oh, hey, I promised Colbert clips, didn't I? Mkay, it's gonna take me some time to find the clips I'd like to post for y'all, so, expect those clips by...9:00 tonight. After all, I have tomorrow off (once again, I shall say, thank frank for dead historical figures), so I can spend a lotta time finding Colbert clips tonight. :]

And now, I shall end on a high-note; "Can you tell me what sound a strawberry makes?" No, sir. No, I can not.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Excessive Blogging? Can't Keep Up? WTF?

2008-01-20T01:33:00.000-05:00

Hello everyone (or no one...)!

You may have noticed that I've posted two blogs each day for the past two days. Well, that's my goal.

Actually, more specifically, my goal is to post at least one blog every day. Even if I have nothing to say, I should just randomly keep blogging.

I think it'll improve my writing, perhaps sharpen my wit, and maybe even help me learn to keep a deadline to myself.

I realize that I promised Colbert clips of gold, but I've been pretty busy reading fanfics of Colbert awesomeness, so I spaced. I'll post them tomorrow, I swear. :]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Let Us Join Special Agent Bob and Secret Agent Steve

2008-01-19T18:26:00.000-05:00

Ahh, Splinter Cell Co-op Theater, you never fail to amuse me.

Hello, everyone! Second blogging of the day! Amazering, no?

So, I know I advertised the "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks one post back for you if you're bored, but I've got another thing to cure boredom. SPLINTER CELL CO-OP THEATER!

(1/6) http://youtube.com/watch?v=wp9O6FvyD0U&mode=related&search

(2/6) http://youtube.com/watch?v=4pGGPd3CgOU&mode=related&search

(3/6) http://youtube.com/watch?v=nNVVTFs8f8E&mode=related&search

(4/6) http://youtube.com/watch?v=yRG2lfbIOks&mode=related&search

(5/6) http://youtube.com/watch?v=3dSckD6Xxa4&mode=related&search

(6/6) http://youtube.com/watch?v=OEOdUlSprm0&mode=related&search

Are you asking, "What the hell is Splinter Cell Co-op Theater?" Well shut up. Don't ask questions, just watch them. XD Okay, okay, you don't have to hit me, I'll tell you what they are, jeez.

Splinter Cell Co-op Theater is a little segment put together on G4 (the video game network, man)'s X-PLAY (a show on G4). It's where these two idiots are playing Splinter Cell 3 in co-op mode (two player). They do voice overs for their characters and are SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS.

I believe 2 and 3 are a tad bit...um...inappropriately humorous, but they're still funny. And 6 is my absolute favorite of all time ever, lol.

Unfortunately, there are only 6 of these segments, and then it's over. *tears* I wish they still made these, cuz they're great, lol.

Okay, so, now you have no excuse to be bored! And you'll have even less of one when I put up links to some Colbert vids that are pure comedy gold later on tonight! ;]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Feelin Down an' Dirty, Feelin Kinda Mean

2008-01-19T14:43:00.001-05:00

Hola people!

Actually, quite contrary to the title of this blog, I'm feeling AMAZERING! I just found out that my uncle might not be coming over at all this weekend! YAY! :D

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GLASS CONTAINER! It goes to the right of the pots and pans cubbard! Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Last night, I watched Comedy Central Presents: Demetri Martin. I have it on DVD, but it's funny enough to watch over again. I loved it, and I love Demetri Martin, lol. Not in the same way I love Stephen Colbert, more in a "he's so hilariously awesome" kinda way, lol.

YES! CONFIRMED! I AM UNCLE-FREE THIS WEEKEND! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Don't come around here no more. HEY! Don't come around here no more!" Seems fitting. [^]

"Very good job with the bathroom...Jerk." A note from my brother. The first part's sincere, the second part's a joke. Nick (my bro) can also make up words like me. For example, "awesomenessocity," meaning insanely awesome.

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers are doin a Live concert on WOSU and they're pretty good, considering they haven't done a show together in 13 years, lol. Gotta love Tom Petty.

Oh, real quick, I wanted to touch on something strange going on on Facebook. The past coupla days, I've been talking to these two guys on Facebook. Steve and Chris. I don't know them in real life, lol, but they were super cooly and really sweet.

Steve messaged me last night and we talked for a while. I went to reply the next morning, and his profile was gone. It's like he never existed.

Then Chris messaged me this morning at 10:53 AM. I checked my inbox at 11:00 AM (seven minutes later), and his profile was gone as well. What's going on? Am I the only person slightly freaked out by this? Tis strange, indeed.

Well, I'm off to watch Monk and Forensic Files. I'll be back latah, though! Adios, dancing muchachos [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL8YHc2TV5U]]!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

I Was On a 3 Day X-Freak Out, So I Was Mostly Just Amused...

2008-01-18T19:41:00.000-05:00

Hola people!

Tis FREITAG! Thank freaking Frank, SURRSLY.

Okay, so, I'm watching Jeopardy and there was a clue about Batman. I GOTTA say; Batman is SO FREAKING GAY!

Not gay like he likes guys (although I'm not sure about Robin...), but gay like such a total loser and not a superhero at all.

I've never liked Batman. He's just a rich guy with a belt, a butler, and a freakishly long (and strangely guy-part-shaped) car. Whoop-di-doodle.

Superman was born on another planet and had super-amazering powers.

Spiderman was bitten by a radioactive spider and had super-amazering powers.

Daredevil, the Fantastic Four, the Silver Surfer, Ironman, Tek Jansen, Wolverine, Cyclops, Spawn, Rogue, Storm, Wonder Woman, the Beast, etc.

SO MANY SUPERHEROES with SUPERPOWERS. Batman is a lame-ass wannabe and he should NOT be considered a superhero, lol.

Okay, so there's a little rant of insanity for ya.

I've got some Americone Dream ice cream and I do believe it's just about time for a Colbert-athon. :]

Anyone got anything to say? No? Alrighty then. I've got a new blog place (wow, another one? yes, indeed, Jimmy) on LiveJournal:

http://www.colbertobsessed.livejournal.com

Visit. Comment. Love It. :]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

It's Friday and My Weekend is Already Crap

2008-01-18T12:38:00.001-05:00

Hola people!

Well, my uncle (if you know me, you know that I have an uncle I don't like too much) is coming over this weekend. He'll be waiting for me when I get home, which SUCKS. I have two weeks worth of TV shows recorded on the DVR that I need to watch, but it's in the living room, and I'd rather not be around my uncle very much.

So, I have a dilema here. I dunno how long he's staying, so I dunno when I can watch my shows.

Worst of all, he likes one of the shows I record on Fridays, and I don't want to be forced to watch it with him; he asks questions during the show as if he's never seen it before and it REALLY pisses me off.

Moving past that...I have Monday off (Martin Luther King Jr. Day - WHOOOO for dead historic figures!), so I'll prolly be having a Strangers With Candy marathon then. :]

Supposedly, there's a deal the directors made with studio producers. I don't really understand the whole thing, but I hear it's good for the writers.

I made cookies last night for my German class. THEY WERE DELICIOUS, if I do say so myself, lol. I also made potato salad, but I have a feeling my dad's gonna eat half of the bowl today. I hope the potatoes I used aren't the crappy mushy ones that I don't like; if they are, I can't even eat the GD potato salad, and I freaking made it for me, jeez, lol. :]

Okay, that was my random blog for the day. I'll post more later when I get home (I'm in school right now! :D)

P.S. My friends say hi! Adam, Zac, David, David, Jen, Hanelore, Dan, and others, lol.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

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2008-01-16T15:59:00.000-05:00

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Oppressive Idiots SUCK

2008-01-15T22:28:00.000-05:00

Hola people.

As many of you know, I have a tattoo. It's an Ankh with the eye of Ra. Those are Ancient Egyptian symbols; the Ankh meaning life, Ra meaning the god of all gods (I spose that's ironic since I'm Atheist, but, whatevs).

I wanted to get a pentacle, which is a star with a circle around it, as my next tattoo. Most people believe that pentacles are signs of devil worship; that is an incorrect misconception.

The pentacle is, originally, a Pagan symbol, meaning the goddess of love and beauty. Then, the Christian's stole it and turned it into a protection symbol. And then, just before the 1900's, they convinced people that it was a symbol of evil.

I cherish the pentacle very much; I just love how it looks and I love what it stands for. I told my parents that I want that as my next tattoo, but they said no.

Now, don't jump to conclusions; my parents are awesome when it comes to tattoos and other things like that. However, they said that if I got something like that, I would probably get prejudiced (sp?) against and perhaps even beaten up by fanatical religious folks here.

Unfortunately, they're correct. I know how people can be, especially fanatical religious people, and I don't mean to offend anyone, but there are a LOT of fanatics here.

I absolutely despise having to keep from doing something because of what other people might think. It goes against everything I believe in. And my parents feel the same, but they want me to have every chance I can and be safe, and I love them for that.

So it goes that I will not be getting the pentacle this time around. I have NO idea what I want, now. I know I want another one (and I WILL get another one in a coupla weeks), but I dunno what I want. There are plenty of other tats I want, but they're all...well, I'd have to wait til I'm older to see if I still like those things, ya know?

Like, one I really want is Venom (from Spiderman...?). He's always been my favorite villain of all time. I think he's awesome and I'd love a tat of him, but I would have to wait til later to see if I still think he's awesome, lol, cuz I don't want some giant symbiote (sp?) on me if I don't like him anymore then.

Okay, so, I'm done now. I'm sorry if this offended anyone or if this annoyed people, but I feel how I feel. Blogs, as far as I'm concerned, are for expression, and that's what I've done. X]

Thanks for reading. I know I can be crazy.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

F@#K THE AMPTP, SERIOUSLY!

2008-01-15T21:45:00.001-05:00

Hola people.

OMG, I'm so pissed off right now. I can't even BEGIN to explain how angry I am.

*slow breaths* The AMPTP is TOO CHEAP to pay the writers 2% more plus a teeny fraction of what they get for internet downloads and DVD sales. Seriously, from what they make every year, that's NOT that much.

That's like your boss making 500 bucks a week, and you get paid 20, and you want 22, and your boss says no. Get it now?

Okay, so it's been a little over two months of striking. The writers have TRIED to fix this whole thing, but the AMPTP won't hear it.

Well, today, four companies that are a part of the AMPTP ended contracts for writers for some shows so they wouldn't have to deal with them. In other words, some shows for this year are virtually CANCELLED (like 24, prolly, as well as other shows).

I'm not sure what four companies they were, but I'm sure more will follow. I can't find the original article that had this information, but I found an excerpt in another news article on the WOW homepage.

Here it is: "In a separate development, four major studios have canceled dozens of writers' contracts in a possible concession that the current television season cannot be saved, the Los Angeles Times reported" (http://www.portal.wowway.com).

I'd love to hear your thoughts on this as long as it's in support of the writers, LOL! ;]

I'm off to calm myself down, haha. Nighty night.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Stephen Loves to Laugh, You Know

2008-01-14T19:54:00.000-05:00

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Can't Get Out From Under a Sky That Is Falling

2008-01-14T18:15:00.001-05:00

Hola people!

Title explanation: I've recently become mini-obsessed with Sara Bareilles' new CD, "Little Voice." One of my fave songs on there is "Vegas"; I can relate to it a bit, lol. She talks about getting away from what she's doing and trying to make a name for herself. I desperately wanna do that, lol, but I also wanna go to college, so I can't just run from my work and whatnot.

Okay, moving on, lol... **quick disclaimer: there's some more local stuff comin up here, but y'all from the forum can still read, lol**

Real quick; anyone have thoughts on the dance comin up soon? I heard it's Sadie Hawkins. I could never get the courage up to ask a guy, lol, so I assume I'll be sittin at home that night. :] Anyone goin with anyone, lol?

Okay, lemme address the report cards most of us recieved today. My grades were...okay...I only look at the second marking period grades and my exam grades, I don't care bout the averages. So, my MP2 grades were decent. One A, mostly B's, and a C-. My exam grades, however, SUCKED. I got two B's, two C-'s, and two D's. *sigh*

I'd like to say something I intended to post back before winter break:"I think the week before exams (i.e.: the last actual week of school before break) should be flat-out freetime and review time. Cramming last-minute information, tests, and quizzes down our throats, then giving us 6-7 mid-term exams is ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS! And totally unfair to us, students; we've gotta memorize two semesters worth of crap over the course of, like, three days. That's so stupid. We should spend Monday and Tuesday relaxing a bit, and then Wednesday-Friday reviewing for the exams."

I still think that's a logical argument, though I think the whole week should be devoted to reviewing. I really think we'd do better if the damn teachers would stop shoving curriculum into our brains last-minute and expect us to know everything we need to in order to get good grades on our exams. Grrness.

Okay, so, what's next on the agenda? *checks agenda* Ahh, I see I have nothing planned. Um...okay, off the cuff -

Tonight, Prison Break is back on! Whooo! I've FINALLY got free texting for those of you that have Verizon Wireless! I think that balancing quiz in honors chem today was...okay...I know I screwed up the last one. It's those damn polyatomic ions! I keep forgetting them! Who cares about them, anyway? Cheese and crackers!

Creative writing's assignment that I had over the weekend is SO STUPID. We're sposed to write a short story about a genie and two (or three) bestest pals finding the genie and getting three wishes. What are we, freaking five year olds? It's really lame. Plus, I'm not very good at writing short stories; I tend to get somewhat descriptive. The minimum for the story was three pages...I wrote seven, lol. :]

Today, Zac was gone in German so I got to hang with Adam the whole period. It was VERY fun for me, lol! :D I feel bad for him though; he hurt his wrists. He said they were broken but I was like, "Can you move them?" and he tried and nodded but said it hurt a little. I said, "If it hurts a lot, they're broken. If it's a little, prolly sprained." Still, though, he should get some wrist protector thingies, lol!

I might have more to say later, but for now, I'm done. Adios, dancing muchachoes!

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

This Pseudo-Nostalgic Show is Not Crude, Cynical, or Manipulative...Okay, Yes, It Is

2008-01-12T20:39:00.000-05:00

Hola people!

Posting blogs is what happens when the elves that control my brain go to sleep, therefore preventing me from doing my homework. :]

Kay, bout five or so days ago, I blogged about how my bro got a girlfriend. Remember? You should. Well, last night, they went on a date to the movies. When my bro got home, his girlfriend texted him and broke up with him (at least, I think that's how it happened).

Now, I'm not normally very sympathetic for my bro, but OMFG, how much of a bitch can you be to make my brother spend 12 bucks or more on a movie for your and then break up with him? That's so mean! It's been, like, a week!

I feel really bad for my bro; I think he was really hurt by this. I mean, it was sposed to be his first official girlfriend, and she just dumped him like a suckish class for second semester. I dunno why she broke up with him, either.

I'm rather annoyed with this; Nick may be a jerk at home, but I know he's nice to his friends, so I dunno why his girlfriend would break up with him. Hmmm.

Moving on, I really should be doing the shitload of homework that I have left, but I can't make myself do it. It's so much work and so scheissen-y, I'd really like to just go to sleep right now, haha.

I spent the past few hours watching Colbert videos on YouTube. And now I'm pretty happy, lol.
OH! That reminds me; on the Wednesday episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen got up from his desk and danced into the audience and with audience members to "SexyBack." I gotta say, it was prolly one of the sexiest f-ing things I've ever f-ing seen.

And then, on Thursday's episode, Stephen danced around to Prince's "When Doves Cry" at the Smithsonian. I swear to Frank, I could just sit here and watch a Colbert Danceathon for the rest of the time til the Writers get off strike, lol. He's so adorable (AND SUPER HOT) when he dances.

If you'd like to watch these clips, lol, click these links:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4YRQrzmTnY

http://dailymotion.alice.it/video/x412dv_colberts-prince-dance_fun

Alrighty then, folks, that's about all for now. I might write some more latah, but I gotta take a shower now, lol. :]

Aaaaaand incase you're curious, the title for this blog came from a clip of The Daily Show, "Again: A Look Back" that I was watchin on YouTube, lol. My hero, Mr. Colbert(-alicious) said that line and I found it amusing. :]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

There Are No Words in That Damn Prompter Right There!

2008-01-10T18:58:00.000-05:00

Hola peoples!

Apologies for lack of updates; I'm a busy gal. I'm skipping school tomorrow (Friday) to go to an expo (convention) for her job. It's more fun than it sounds, I swear.

My uncle, Mike (the one that I can't stand), was gonna come over this weekend, but my dad called and cancelled that. Unfortunately, I think my dad is mad at me because he knows I don't like to hang around Mike. I know Mike is technically "family," but firstly, he's a loser, imo, and secondly, I've always just had my mom, my dad, and my bro. That's all I need...and all I want.

I wanted to go shopping and to the movies with my mom this weekend, but when we still thought Mike was coming over, my dad said that Mike would take that personally as us avoiding him (which I never even though of, to be honest). I just wanted to go see a movie with my mom, jeez. Thankfully, now that Mike's not coming over, mom and I can go see the movie and go shopping. Oh, btw, I hate it when people take things personal that have absolutely nothing to do with them.

The worst part about this whole uncle thing is that my dad doesn't like talkin to Mike that much anyway. He says shit about Mike all the time, like, the second he gets off the phone with him. But Colbert forbid I say anything bad about Mike. Cheese an' crackers.

Other than that (and anxiety about my grades and exam scores), I'm doing pretty well. My shows are back (though, sans writers), I got 100% on a math test that I thought I'd do poorly on, and there are a bunch of great shows on tomorrow (Monk, Psych, Forensic Files).

Oh, I'm learnin bout the French Revolution in AP Euro right now, and I must say, it's very interesting. Mass hysteria and murder intrigue me, lol. Plus, the guillotine is, like, the bombinest form of 'weaponry' ever, haha! :D

I think I'll watch Strangers With Candy tonight. I'm totally in the mood for it (like there's a time I'm NOT, lol). I watched The Simpsons that I recorded on Sunday night that had Jon Stewart as a guest star (and other news reporter guys like Dan Rather and Wolf Blitzer) and it was hilarious! Normally, I really don't like The Simpsons, but it was a fantasmigorical episode, lol. It was really just so funny! :] Although, I kinda wish Jon had had a bigger part in it. Oh, well. Yay for Jon and Stephen both getting guest appearances on The Simpsons! YAY! :D

That's all for now. Thanks for reading! :]

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Let’s Say There Was a...a Host...Who Works in Late Night...

2008-01-10T18:54:00.000-05:00

Hola people!

Here are my thoughts on the returning of my shows, The Daily Show and The Colbert Report (sans writers), last night.

The (strike that, "the" has been changed to an "a") Daily Show: "Many late night hosts have grown strike beards in support of the strike. I grew this strike unibrow. It took me two months to grow in this strike unibrow. I believe it shows my solidarity with the WGA." Jon did a fantastic job without his writers, though it was quite noticeable that he was without the writers. I mean, he did great, but it was, ya know, strange. I think he did very well, he was hilarious, addressed the strike, went off the cuff and swore an extra amount. It was wonderous.

The Colbert Report (he pronounced it Colb-URT ReporT): "Tonight! Then! Plus! Hey! This is the ColberT ReporT!" Ahh, the wonderful sounds of Stephen Colbert's 'Colbert Report' intro. How I have missed thee. Stephen did a wonderful job, too. Though I think his show wasn't as funny as Jon's was last night, and it hurts me to say that, I think he did a great job sans writers. And I think he'll totally bring it tonight, as will Jon.

Kay, thur ya go. If you want info on the eps and would like to watch clips of them, go to NoFactZone.net and comedycentral.com.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

Lacking in Boyfriends...As In...Zero

2008-01-07T20:20:00.000-05:00

Hola people!

Well, today was rather strange for me. My bro got his first actual girlfriend.

Do you guys know my brother? He's not exactly quality boyfriend material. And, he's not ugly, exactly, but he's not a good-looking guy.

How in the world did he get a girlfriend? I've never had a boyfriend in my entire life. I know I'm crazy, but I don't think I'm THAT crazy. And I've never thought I was ugly...I know I'm not, like, gorgeous, but I don't think I'm ugly.

Now, I've never thought it was all that important to have a boyfriend. I mean, I'd like one for obvious reasons, but I don't feel I need one. And I think it'd be hard for me to balance everything in my life and worry about a boyfriend.

But all of a sudden, I feel kinda...I dunno...dejected, I guess.

My bro actually told me, "you should get yourself a boyfriend."

The problem with that is, all the guys I like (which, btw, is only one right now) are my friends...I don't wanna tell them that I like them and then lose them as a friend or get all awkward around them or something. That would really suck. So, I feel like there's absolutely nothing I can do.

Also, I kinda feel like random dating is a pointless waste of time. I highly doubt I'll find the love of my life here, so why bother messing around if I'm just gonna break up with the dude eventually? I feel like I should wait til college or a job, even, to worry about that.

I guess I'll just sit back and let the world bring me somebody.

Love y'all - Mira/Doc/Kat *meow*

My MySpace-Blogging Past

2008-01-07T18:51:00.000-05:00

I've decided to start posting here in order to pick up some more readers since I've only got two people that currently read my blog. So, if you'd like to read some of my past stuff, click the title of this post and read some stuffs. I hope you guys enjoy my past, present, and future blogging. :]